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Ruairidh Stewart

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9/19/08 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

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A Prim and Proper Gentleman - like luke
Me, Myself, and I
Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

GUNJACK

You with the Green Jacket and the Stupid Hair - STEP DOWN!
Music
Andy C, Arctic Monkeys, Chase & Status, Clipz
TV
is for losers
Scared Of
8 hour trance mixes
What to do in class when bored(Thanks to Kenneth)
1.Create a list of things to do when bored in class.
2.Build a fort out of chairs.
3.Constantly shake for a lesson.
4.Declare silent war on someone and fill there bag with school stuff.
5.Act out an epic battle scene.
6.Slap people and blame the person next to you.
7.Build a Trebuchet (big assed catapult thinger).
8.Challenge the teacher to a duel/game of rock sisscors paper.
9.Persuade your teacher you have disease.
10.Pretend to be invisible.
11.Steal and vandalise peoples textbooks.
12.Feign a heart attack.
13.Nick and horde all the teachers board pens.
14.Stand on one leg all lesson.
15.Persuade your class mates to revolt against the teacher/school.
16.Juggle test tubes.
17.Speak in a foreign language for the entire lesson.
18.Whenever you walk, do it backwards.
19.Glue all a persons school accessories together and blame 3 good witches.
20.Repeat EVERYTHING you say.
21.Organise a mass stand up and walk out protest by the pupils.
Weird World Records
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The lowest salery is one dollar a year, paid to the chief executive officer of Apple computers. I'm sure he gets some of the profits as well!
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The longest time spent standing was more than 17 years, and that was by Swami Maujgiri Maharaj of India, between 1955 and 1973!
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The longest non stop swim by a women was 197km, by Susie Maroney who also got the record for longest swim in open sea without flippers!
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Leo Clouser shot a rubber band 30.16 metres and now holds the record for the greatest distance shot by a rubber band.
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21, 513 different key rings were collected since 1993 and n
Lyrics to the epic song called - "Rudy"
These are the lyrics from the song "Rudy" co-written by Jack Allison and welsh Sean at 3 in the morning on halloween when i was crashed out on their sofa - btw they can't say Ruairidh so they call me Rudy, lol!

Rudy - theres a bonny wee lass on the street
so go o'er there and lift up yer kilt
an show er yer cock - coz its big - an hairy

Rudy - she was a glaswegian and E was from aberdeen
her parents didn't approve
romeo n juliet
rudy n trudy

Rudy - her hair wiz ginger
so go toss yer cabber up her arse

(instrumental break down from sean on the guitar)

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  • Questions

    Here are some questions that have I've been wondering about since im a bum and have nothing better to do!

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    **What was Captain Hooks name before he had the hook?~~
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    ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
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    ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~
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    ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
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    ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
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    ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
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    ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
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    ** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
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    ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
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    ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
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    ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
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    ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
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    ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
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    ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
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    ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
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    ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
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    ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
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    ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
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    ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
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    ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
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    ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~

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