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Burt Gummer

Burt Gummer
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  • Male, 66
  • from Perfection, Nevada
  • Profile views: 192
  • Last active: 2/3/07
  • www.bebo.com/UZI_4_U
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Name's Gummer, Burt Gummer. And I love guns. You name it, I got it. My God damn bedroom wall's shit packed with every weapon that will blow a hole through an elephant's ass. That's right, I even got an elephant gun.

I live in a small town called Perfection. I don't squat about in trailers and caravans like those other mindless people. No sir-ee, I got myself a Fort. And this ain't no ordinary fort; this bad boy is reinforced with 5 feet on concrete, I got food for five years, a thousand gallons of water, air filtration, water filtration. I like to be prepared.

I had a wife. God I loved her but...well she left me. Said I wasn't the same after the Cold War ended...

Recently my life has been about attacking these Goddamn underground monsters. You gotta see these things. They come from under the ground and snag you! One of them broke into the wrong Goddamn Rec Room! Didn't you, you bastard!!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Earl Bassett

Earl Bassett

Films
Apocalypse Now, Commando, Saving Private Ryan, Con Air; anything with an explosion baby! I am quite fond of the Lion King also.
Sports
I made up a sport once...Bullet Ballet I liked to call it. Simple game really; dodge as many bullets as you can without gettin' bit in the ass! Good for reflex work outs, muscles in the legs and upper back.
Scared Of
Running out of ammo, it's never happened to me before! Well...it happened once, but that was when I was denied critical need-to-know-information!
Happiest When
I'm with my babies...my glock, my 9mm., my high explosive C4, my elephant gun, my canon, my Smith and Wessen rifles, all my 45s. Honestly I think I would die if something happened to them...

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    • Earl Bassett
      Earl Bassett

      thanx for the other day bud

      2/3/07
    • Earl Bassett
      Earl Bassett

      alrite burt me oul mucker.long time no see.hows the elephant gun? broke into the wrong goddamn reckroom didnt u u bastardddddddddddd

      9/21/06
    • Sean Mc
      Sean Mc

      alrite burt i loved u in 1,2 and 3 but u let me down a bit in the 4th.but i still love ye.

      5/18/06
    • Earl Bassett
      Earl Bassett

      burt old fella. been a long time good to see uve kept the tash.hows the new woman r you gona make an honest woman out of her. val is joining up to bebo soon he can let ual know bout his college bird.over

      5/16/06