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Salt - Dogg

actuely, i change my mind!!

3/11/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • This is so fkin true, nd also quite ammusing!!!!

    A message from Billy Connolly for you:

    Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

    And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
    sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

    I don't fucking care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
    contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
    leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
    If it's funny, send it on.

    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.

    P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off

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  • LOL

    1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
    1 point for beer!

    2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
    1 point for women!

    3. A cold beer satisfies you.
    1 point for beer!

    4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
    Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)

    5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
    1 point for women!

    6. The older beer is, the better.
    1 point for beer!

    7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
    1 point for women!

    8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
    1 point for women!

    9. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's underwear is funner!
    1 point for women!

    10. For a beer you pay taxes.
    1 point for women!

    11. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
    1 point for beer!

    12. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
    1 point for beer!

    13. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
    1 point for beer!

    14. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
    1 point for beer!

    15. A beer doesn't have a mother.
    1 point for beer!

    16. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
    1 point for beer!

    FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6)

    If you're a women and are getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.
    Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6

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Song that always makes you sad: that song from gladiator, doesnt rly mke me sad thou!!!
Last thing you bought: train ticket to edinburgh
Last person you argued with: um....prb the security office people
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: yeah!!!!
One of your nicknames as a kid: salty
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: haha, nah!!!
Favorite day of the week: FRIDAY!!!!
Favorite Sundae topping: chocolate mby
Did you take Piano lessons: haha, yeah!!!
Most frequent song played: at the mo, take me back!!!
TV show you secretly enjoy: 90210, lol
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: basketball
Date someone older or younger: older
One place you could travel right now: now where, kinda skint
Do you use umbrellas: no, their so gay!! i h8 umbrellas
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: um...prbly
Favorite Cheese: pizza cheese
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: neither
Blondes or Brunettes: blondes
Best job you ever had: working at the school cleanin
Did you go to your high school prom: beanfeast, hell yeah
Perfect time to wake up: when u want, or when u need 2
Perfect time to go to bed: when ur tired
Do you use your queen right away in chess: nah, leave her 4 a while, tactics lik,
Ever been in a car accident: nah
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: get on with both of them, gud m8s, lol
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: welsh, haha
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: wouldnt, lik my decade way 2 much
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: dont have 1
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: um....i dont think so
Were you in track and field: haha, did a bit of athletics
Were you ever in a school talent show: nah, was 2 talented 4 it, also we didnt hve 1
Have you ever written in a library book: haha, dont think so
Allergic to: nuthin
Favorite fruit: i like pears,
Have you watched sex and the city: NO!!!!!!!!!
Baseball hat or toque: the hat
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: i do them at the same time.....oooooh, genius eh!!!!
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet it first
Pen or pencil: pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: nah,
Have you thrown up on a plane: no, im a gud flyer
Have you thrown up in a car: nah
Have you thrown up at work: a few times yeah
Do you scream on roller coasters: haha, no, only gimps scream
Who was your first prom date: haha, lauren smith
Who was your first roommate: people im sharin wit da nw, cnt remember who moved in first
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer, dno wt kind
What was your first job: coop
What was your first car: stil nt gt 1
When did you first go to a funeral: last year
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 17
Who was your first grade teacher: cant remember
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: never did, i ws such a loser when i was younger
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: cant remmeber, sm guy frm malasyia
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: caledonian court - orkney, 1/2 - 5
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: um.....dno, i complain 2 alot of people
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: my cousins
What is the first thing you do in the morning: yawn!!!!
What was the first concert you attended: um, im nt gna count these stupid little gigs in shetland, so prb the foo fighters in manchester
First tattoo or piercing: nt gt 1
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: um....think malaysia/miri
First celebrity crush: dont think i ever rly had 1, miby i did, who knows!!!

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    ohh yeah very funny AND original :P :L aww did ryan tell you?! :D i didnt think he would haha but then it is ryan! it actually does hurt btw! its good thanks, nah for some weird reason i dont get proper first year exams, ideal! lol have ur exams started yet? u still enjoying it? when are u heading back to the island?! :P xxx

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