You ever get sick of people walking around talking about football as if it's the most hardcore sport in existence? Let's be real, those guys wear pads, helmets, all kinds of ridiculous protective gear...but we all know you ain't SHIT if you can't get HIT in nothing but a jersey and shorts. Have you ever:

1. PLAYED RUGBY!

2. Hit someone so hard their head snapped around in a circle?

3. Laughed at the sexual innuendo of the word 'scrum'?

4. Watched a football game where a player is hit hard, carried off the field, and think, "That punk-ass, if he played rugby he probably woulda died. CHUMP!"

5. Sang a song that would probably cause you to burst into flames if you even thought about it while sitting in church?

6. Played a rugby match, then had your parents call you just to make sure "you're still alive?"

7. Honestly believed that blood makes the grass grow?

8. Showed off your bruises and cuts to friends and family members and were actually hurt when they didn't feel the same amount of pride you do, upon seeing them.

9. Thought it was okay to drink half a keg to get rid of some of the pain from your recently acquired injuries.

10. Stood in a parking lot, butt ass naked, while someone shoved a flaming piece of cardboard into your ass crack, then carried you around screaming "LAAAAAAND SHAAARK!"

11. KNOWN what a Land Shark is...

12. Been disappointed when you leave a game with absolutely no physical evidence of having played.

13. Thought the idea of being in a hover round by 32 from playing so much rugby is cool, because then everyone will know you're hardcore.

14. Quit paying attention to whether people are attractive and just start placing them into rugby positions. Like, you see this chick and instead of going, "Wow, she's hot." You think, "Damn, she'd make a kick ass flanker."

15. Felt no guilt upon sending someone to the hospital after a tackle because the bitch should have fallen on her hard parts.

16. While singing The Days of the Week, felt that Sunday should be changed from the Lord's day, to Recovery day.

17. Tackled someone so hard that you ended up hurting yourself?!

18. Been obstructed by the ref, but even in your fit of anger remembered your manners and instead of saying, "Get the hell outta my way!" You instead screamed, "SIR! Get the hell outta my way!"

19. Taken a religion class, been given a quiz and because you didn't know the answers, instead wrote out the ten reasons Jesus can't play rugby, then turned it in, hoping for a professor with a sense of humor.

20. Accidentally cleated someone in the throat, but paused long enough to tell them you were sorry before heading to the next ruck, as they lay on the ground and choked?

Rugby Football Union is the last bastion of the complete man, a muddied amphitheatre upon which latter day Nimrods clash in what remains the final refuge of the gladiator. In today's world of convenience and consumerism, where pink besuited clones are whisked seamlessly from ivory tower to leafy suburbia, man is stripped of his warrior roots, emasculated by protocol and civilisation, whiling away his physical prime in a cosy oasis where courage and heart are vestigial qualities, a throw back to a bygone age.

A few, a very few, chose a different path. In the icy gloom of windswept nights, they gather, pitting themselves against one another in a raw physical contest where hearts defeat head, where bravery belittles brawn. They take the field in the knowledge that there is no hiding place, no simple option, no technical solution. They have volunteered for the ultimate team game, the ultimate examination of self.

Beyond the frivolous histrionics of soccer, the silky skilled of hockey, the selfishness of athletics, there lurks the zenith of sport.



Rugby Football Union

NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
LOCATION:
ARE WE CLOSE:
WOULD U KISS ME:
WOULD U SHAG ME:
HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
ARE YOU A VIRGIN:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
GIVE ME UR NUMBER:
WANTED MOR DEN FRIENDSHIP:
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WOULD YOU EVER MARRY ME:
WOULD YOU EVER HATE ME:
WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE