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Tua Numanga

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  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 9/15/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I

<===My son and I, ready to lead out the giant new jersey @ Mt Smart. This is the tunnel of dreams. The tunnel of legends.....THE WARRIORS TUNNEL!!!!!

Living my life in the town wea i was born and bred, safest place in the world the 886 tokstylz waaaat!!!!
Working the primo job @ kinleith permy days nomore shift work lol for over 70k a year and rising you just can peeleef it mean sole mean

Old skool like Stevie Wonder, UB40, MANHATTENS, kiwiba
 nds, Robert Cray, motown, 60's really anything you can sing to, with a good beat or riff, kapahaka's on is all good but hate TECHNO crap (its for people who can't sing or dance) luv da reggae an da blues even the good ol country lol....GO THE WARRIORS
League Touch Rugby Golf Softball Tennis GO THE WARRIORS!!!!!
Scared Of
Losing my Kids my family and missing out on golf or league GO THE WARRIORS!!!!
Happiest When
chilling partying travelling an jus plain ol laxing at sports and drinking with fams an mates partying meeting new people, partying philosophy, partying, working out what makes things tick partying GO THE WARRIORS!!!!

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  • Nga Mea!

    Things to remember....cheers cuz!

    1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
    12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
    25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
    26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
    27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
    28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
    29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
    30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
    31. Never lick a steak knife.
    32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
    33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
    34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
    35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
    36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
    37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
    38. Your friends love you anyway.
    39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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  • "the 10 rules"

    10 RuLEs

    [Guys take note!]


    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,

    because you're sure not picking anything up.


    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long

    as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes

    or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.


    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear

    their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

    Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are

    complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue,

    so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear

    showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in

    order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the

    course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and

    fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.


    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing

    a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it

    comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.


    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we

    should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do

    not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of

    when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only

    word I need from you on this subject is: "Early!"


    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date

    other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

    Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to

    date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I

    will make you cry.


    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and

    more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on

    time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her

    makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate

    Bridge. Instead of just standing here, why don't you do something useful,

    like changing the oil in my car?


    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

    Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.

    Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding

    hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to

    introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or

    anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped

    up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be

    avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Rugby games are okay.

    Old folks homes are better!


    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,

    dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-

    knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going

    and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth

    and nothing but the truth. I have a machete, a shovel, and five acres

    behind the house. Do not trifle with me!


    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound

    of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near

    Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head

    frequently tell me to clean the machete as I wait for you to bring my daughter

    home. As soon as you pull i

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  • 13 Things People do just to Piss you off!

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours?
    Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
    for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
    channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
    F***ing right!
    What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
    Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
    this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
    paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
    there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
    must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
    yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

    10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
    what did they used to be? Ears, boots?

    11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
    really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

    12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

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    How did I get on twitter/ Bahahahaha

  • TMaui

    i don;t got 1

  • .Lady Soul .
    luv .Lady Soul .

    Hey Rima its Tanz hea, um i was wondering could you get teariki to ring me on 0212556951,i dont have his numba and i want 2 get a hold of him b4 his birthday.... Cheers Much aroha me and my babies

  • Jacob Black
    luv Jacob Black

    thankss 4 the stuff uncle and aunty ur the best and loveee yhu 2 Vanessa

  • Huu Waa Master Chief
    luv Huu Waa Master Chief

    Hey my mate. Hows you? Say hi to da whanau. Might see you soon. Be home again in a couple of weeks... Aro's May

  • Jayz
    luv Jayz

    Bahahahaha nd hea i woz thnkn dat dad ramembad bt roach hd ramyndad hm tha nyt b4.

    11/16/09 via Mobile
  • Jay Wallace
    Jay Wallace

    nah bro

  • Jay Wallace
    Jay Wallace

    Hu 21st is that Laho?

  • Jay Wallace
    Jay Wallace

    Te ure!!!! Nah looks like i wont be bak for da marena a Rob raua ko Liz. Hey bro i was nearly jump outside my own skin today at mahi.....Fukn Brown snake cruising passed us. Daaaayumm!!

  • Rendall Numanga
    Rendall Numanga

    Ur cell phone number still the same

  • Letisah Rhjian
    Letisah Rhjian

    Hey tua... baby and i are well.... your funi alrite you made me change my profile foto haha... how's my baby... on yah STORMs..

  • Jay Wallace
    luv Jay Wallace

    DA TUAMAN!!! How you been my bolo peeke:L :L :L Just finished watching the boxing on Fox. I wana refund!!! 40 bucks for a 2 round fight? SHIT!!!

  • Rendall Numanga
    luv Rendall Numanga

    Yeah bro fly in 9th oct,staying in Ellerslie at best western hotel on great southern motorway i think but il let u know for sure wen we rock up.staying with rachel and wayne on the 17th and fly out 18th sunday night about 6:30pm . Give Tracey and nessa a big hugs and kisses from all of us here

  • Jules Numanga
    luv Jules Numanga

    Hey bro - thanks heaps for that....yip was 37 on the 29th...ahhhrrggghhh! Mum cooked a roast for tea so it was a good day all round! Sounz like a great weekend you're going to have - relaxing and drinking what more could you want neh ra? Anyway beta get going, take care and big luv to you, trace and miss nessa from everyone in our whare.....po marie.

  • Letisah Rhjian
    Letisah Rhjian

    Hey tua. Hw is evry1 hope all is well. Hw's my niece grown fast i bet. N e way gve my luv 2 da cuz nd my baby plez. Aw hea's my email shatayc@hotmail.com

    9/21/09 via Mobile
  • Jules Numanga
    Jules Numanga

    Hope the toof fairy came to visit miss nessa - although i reckon she's probly gots more in her bank than all of us combined neh ra??? heheehe. OH well better get moving - looking forward to hearing back from you - lots of luvs from us up here. Had to cut in half the bludy thing wouldn't send it through!