The 11 Commandments (",)

11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 1st years who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollox!!!

kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_]think im weird
ARE WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_]enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] adorable?
[_] Annoying?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor

ωнσ αяє уσυ?
» αяє ωє fяιєи∂ѕ?
» ωнєи αи∂ нσω ∂ι∂ ωє мєєт?
» ∂σ уσυ нανє α cяυѕн σи мє?
» нανє уσυ єνєя ωαитє∂ тσ ρυи¢н мє?
» gινє мє α иιcкиαмє αи∂ єxρℓαιи ωну?
» ∂єѕ¢яιвє мє ιи 1 ωσя∂:
» ωнαт ωαѕ уσυя fιяѕт ιмρяєѕѕισи σf мє?
» ∂σ υ ѕтιℓℓ тнιик тнє ѕαмє?
» ωнαт яємιи∂ѕ уσυ σf мє?
» ιf уσυ cσυℓ∂ gινє мє αиутнιиg ωнαт ωσυℓ∂ ιт вє?
» нσω ωєℓℓ ∂σ уσυ киσω мє?
» ωнєи ωαѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмє уσυ ѕαω мє?
» єνєя ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ мє ѕσмєтнιиg тнαт уσυ cσυℓ∂и'т?
» αяє уσυ gσιиg тσ ρυт тнιѕ σи уσυя вℓσg αи∂ ѕєє ωнαт ι ѕαу αвσυт уσυ?