Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddelny wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God?
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are you bored when we look at a christian magazine,
but find it easy to read playboy?
why is it so easy to ignore a godly myspace message,
yet we repost the nasty ones?
why are churches getting smaller?
but bars and clubs are growing?
thinking about it,are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it,cause you think you'll get laughed at?
just remember that god is watch you.

The lord said:"If you deny me in front of your friend I deny you in front of my father.
By:
Diamond
McCall

Origin of the Pu$$y
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pu$$y to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fuked it,
and called it a pu$$y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!