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Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
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IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. not all dolled up
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don't flirt with guys when were not with you.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.

Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.
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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...



....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance


hmmm...

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Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will as well

1. Slept naked? nopee
2. Taken a shower with someone? LOL not that i remember
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? on the cheek
4. Driven a car? YepPP
5. Stolen anything? yer money of mi parents
6. Been in love? mhmmm
7. Been dumped? Yehhhh bahah fuckn cunt
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? All the time
9.Gotten in a car with people you just met?LOl jst about to , but didnt end up going cuz of MUM
10.Been in a fist fight? lol im gengtles geezz
11.Snuck out of your/someone's house? Yeaaa
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yer i did like 2months ago, but now the feelings have changed for that person.. ( i think)
13. Been arrested? bhahhaha lol nopee
14. Hugged a stranger? yES does the relieve teacher count:S?
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes. many times.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? nope.
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? BHaha yeppp... LOL fuckin hot guys here in scabs
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Nahhp
20. Lost a friend? hmm not sure
21. Been on a plane? yeah.
22. Been to an island? yes.... in paradise
23. Slept in until 3? 3am yes 3pm NO wayy
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? mmmmm
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah.
26. Made a snow angel? yes.
27. Played dress up? When i was little i supose so..
28. Cheated while playing game? LOL everyone has
29. Been lonely? yeah .
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? no im no slut guys.
32. Felt an earthquake? yes well atleats I thought it was one
33. Touched a snake? yupp
34. Ran a red light? lol haha no
35. Been suspended from school? no.. 2 good.
36. Had detention? yer and wagged it
37. Been in a car accident? yerrrr lasst eyar
38. Had a party in your house while your parents were away? nah im a gd girl.
39. Used a fake id? i wanna get one.
40. Crawled through a window? yerr.
41. Been lost? in a shop? hmm....
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yepp qld
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yep. it sucks.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yeah, that i have.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? bhaha yepp
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? nup.
50. Kissed in the rain? lol nope
51. Sang in the shower? hahahha all the time
52. Made love in a park? FULLY <3<3
53. Had a dream that you married someone? yerrrr ive gt it all planned
54. Glued your hand to something? hell yeah. lmao.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nah. where do you find a flag pole these days, anyway?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? baha like 1 month ago i forgot to put mi shirt on and i went in a singlet with a jumper on top!
57. Been a cheerleader? Yeah with botox barbie(physed teacha)
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? no...
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? nahh im pretty sure im clean
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? they r too scary lol
61. Played chicken? wtfs that
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? haha nopeee
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? bhahah yes alot of times
64. Broken a bone? chipped tooth
65. Been easily amused? yesss very eaisly
66. Laughed so hard you cried? bhaha alot of times
67. Mooned/flashed someone? no.
68. Cheated on a test? lol whats the point.. they r soo easy
69. Forgotten someone's name? yeah. not for awhile though.
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Yes... belly danced:S
73. Blacked out from drinking? see above?
74. Played a prank on someone? quite a few times.
75. Gone to a late night movie? yehuhh
76. Made love to anything not human? lol wtf?.
77. Failed a class? bahah nopeee
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? don't think so.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? no.
81. Celebrated the 4th of July? lol wats on then??
82. Thrown strange objects? hmm. probably.
83. Felt like killing someone? yess
84. Thought about runnin

This is how a kid explains sex,

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, -a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet .