Type in the following and choose from the first description found.
Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
"Amelia needs to turn her attention to regaining her husband's love." hahaha!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
"Amelia looks like a great but softish man as she strides about in her boots" thanks.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
"Amelia hates 'Old MacDonald'. do i?

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
"Amelia goes to the ball" aww how nice

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
"Amelia loves Elmo" FUCK I HATE ELMO.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
"Amelia eats half of a green bean" that was in the web address

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
"Amelia has hiccups" original.

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
"Amelia works it out" oh yeahhhh

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
"Amelia lives in vain" oh yes of course

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search
"Amelia died in a plane crash" oh yay.

Be honest, who is the easiest person in your life to talk to?
dom, april, saffy, jonika or dain.

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
homee.

What would you do if a crazy bitch ran at you with a knife?
laugh then run

Say your last ex runs up to you and hugs you, what do you do?
hug them back?

Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you?
nearly

When was the last time you weren't in a good mood?
yesterday -.-

Do you like thunderstorms?
they scare me :|

Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
sam

What's the weather like outside?
crap for summer

Are you someone who worries to much?
nope

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
nopeeee

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i hope so ;D

Do you think this year will be better than the last?
its already so much better

Do you believe in love?
indeed

When did you last hold hands with someone?
yesterday

Have any memories that you'd like to forget?
yes!

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
ahh yes

Is there someone you'd really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
yep

Whats the closest thing to you that is blue?
my cardi i'm wearing

Have you ever been called prince or princess?
yes haha

Want someone back in your life?
yes

Do you think teenagers can be in love?
yes, but the words thrown around to much

How fast does your mood change?
so so quickly

Are there certain things that can't be joked about with you?
no i pretty much joke about everything

Is your hair longer than your shoulder?
yes

Do you need to say anything to someone?
'your a ignorant little dick'

Are you currently interested in someone?
umm hell yeah

How are you feeling?
BORED.

Do you want someone to call you right now?
would be nice

What do you want for your next birthday?
camera & money

What were you doing at 10:17 pm last night?
watching some shit with my mum

What do you always take with you?
phone, keys, ipod.

Who was the last person to text message you?
my mum

Last person you talked to?
dain

Anyone apart from you and a partner seen you in your underwear?
pretty much everyone

Will you kiss someone this weekend?
yes

Whats on your mind?
mini cheddars nomnomnom

Last food you ate?
mini cheddars ;D

Are you heartless?
oh god yeah.

What did you last laugh at?
my brother because hes an absolute loser

Are you in a relationship with the last person you kissed?
yes ;D

Personal questions scare you?
haha nope, i dont give a shit

How much do you defend friends?
if i know they're right then i'll defend them loads

Ever wanted someone you shouldnt?
yes :@

Do you get carried away?
haha yep

Do you swear?
too much!

How much does family mean to you?
loads

Can money buy happiness?
you don't need money to be happy

Are you looking forward to anything?
SUMMER HOLIDAYS (YN)

Anyone told you they love you this week?
yes

How many times have you told someone you loved them?
lots

Are you bitchy?
haha yep!

What have you done tonight?
abs nothing

Anyone ever said they loved you and meant it?
yeah

Would you fall apart if that last person you kissed died?
yeah

Have you changed over this year in appearence?
oh god yeah

Personality?
yeah

Where did your last hug take place?
top of dains road

What movie do you think everyone should watch?
high school musical!

Do any of your close friends have kids?
haha nope

Do you play games on your cell phone?
nope

Do you look more like your mom or dad?
neither i swear im adopted

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yess

Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
yes

What was last thing you drank?
coke ;D

Today -
1. Wearing: high waisted shorts and tee shirt
2. Better than yesterday? no wayy

Tomorrow -
1. Is: tuesday
2. Got any plans: stats exam ehhh :|
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: EXAM!

Favorite -
1. Number: 3
2. Color: it always changes, currently navy
3. Season: summer


Currently -
1. Missing someone: yeah
2. Mood: smiley :]
3. Wanting to: to a party

Questions/Answers -
Q: First thing you did this morning?
A. went for a run with dain :]
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A. exams
Q: What's annoying you right now?
A. wedgie
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A. kitchen
Q: Do you like your mum or dad?
A yes
Q: Do you smile?
A. a lot :]
Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A. mineee
Q: What were you doing at 8 last night?
A. on here i think.
Q: When is the last time you saw both your parents?
A. this morning
Q: Do you get angry easily?
A. oh god yes
Q: What song are you listening to right now?
A: matador - arctic monkeys
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10:
A: 8 :]

Sad section -
01. Have you ever really cried your heart out?
A. yeah
02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
A. yes
03. Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A. yepp

Happy section -
01. Are you a happy person?
A. most of the time
02. What can always make you happy?
A. dom, my friends, and going shopping
03. Do you wish you were happier?
A. nahh
05. Can music make you happy?
A. yeah :] alex turners voice <3

Love section -
01. Anyone besides your family ever said they loved you?
A. yep :]
02. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
A. yes :]

Hate section -
01. Who do you actually hate?
A. you.
02. Ever made a hate list?
A. nope i'm not cool enough
03. Are you a mean person?
A. yep


Have you ever -
01. Hugged someone?
A. eww no.
02. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour?
A. noo i'd get bored


Lasts -
01. Last person you talked to in person?
A. motherrr
02. Last person you talked to online?
A. april
04. Person you hugged?
A. george i think
05. Person who made you laugh?
A. jonika

Other -
01. Do you get along with your parents?
A. yeah :]
02. Current Thing You Ought To Be Doing?
A. revisin'