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Ashlee Lewis
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Female,
21
- I am Seeing Someone
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- Last active: 5/17/09
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If people want to [ H A T E ] you for no reason, let them because obviously they're either - j e a l o u s- -i n s e c u r e- or _ simply a B I T C H _!!
A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy!
friends are like balloons once u let em go u cant get them back
so im tieing all mt friends to my heartso i never lose ny of u xx
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- shopping is a sport right? swimming wiv maya my ikle gorge .
- Scared Of
- fear itself!!!
- Happiest When
- with my m8s, drinking, chilling in the pub !!!
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ChAt Up LiNeS~*
• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Are those real?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
• F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.0 Comments 257 weeks
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freinds or best freinds
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost thi0 Comments 276 weeks
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jezibell me nd me galz xxxxxx
Jezebel"
Yo, look, look, look
They call her Jezebel
you might find her in your neighbourhood
Always in some shit
Up to no good
Constant boasting bragging to her friends
Juiced every boy in the ends
Didn't finish school
She would truant every day
Always on the link
Different boy every day
Missed mathematics she was doing acrobatics
But not gym class
She was gettin' doggy fast
Yo, they call her Jezebel
Friends call her sket behind her back
She never knew the plot
She was born of track
Tight top short skirt thinks she's to nice
Hates love but she's been deep in twice
Pass with, whoe can't keep her legs closed
Always on the creep
Now she's in too deep
Now she face's neglect, abuse and rape
Man said that he'd kill her
If she try to escape
[Chorus]
Whats your name?
I've seen you about
I think your choong (Boom ting)
I really hope your not a grim
I really hope your not a jezzy, jezzy
Where you from?
Hot stuff (Buff ting)
I really hope your not a grim
I really hope your not a jezzy, jezzy
I've seen you about
I think your tromp (Boom ting)
I really hope your not a grim
I really hope your not a jezzy, jezzy
Where you from?
Hot stuff (Boom ting)
I really hope your not grim
I really hope your not a Jezebel
You might find her at a house rave
For the fifth time
She's gettin' whind from behind
Had a bit of drink
So she's acting kinda slow
She came with Natasha
But she's leavin with Joe
Ricky loves jezzy but jezzy loves bling
Ricky means well but Ricky ain't got a thing
Joe's got a name
And jezzy loves fame
She wants a man to show
So it's all about Joe
They call her Jezebel
On her way to get walked out
Get battery
And get kicked out
Jezzy weren't expecting more then four
What could she say
She just did it anyway
Messed up caught a kinda STD
Gonorrhea, Herpes, no VD
Left bitter, left angry, left vex
But still loves sex
Passed it on to the next
[Chorus]
Pretty but
Ain't got a brain
Got no shame
Got juiced on the train
Went from daddy's little girl
To daddy's heart attack
House wreck a side
She could never go back
Raised in the church
Not knowing anything
Learned about boys
Ruined every thing
Aged 16
She was never full grown
She was in a family
Now she's got one of her own
Two kids
Even worse
Two little girls
Two more of her
Thats two Jezebels
Two fatherless kids
One single mum
No longer young
But the boys still come
Yo, wishin' she could take it back to the old school
And make better choice's
Oh what a fool
But all by her side
But she wonder man
Only if she was six years younger
Damn
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Squeak9/13/09heya u ok aint seen u in bloody aegis were u been at? xx
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11/26/08
Mags Evans
hi hun long time no speak wot ya been up 2?? aint wiv paul no more wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol xxx
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David Francis9/13/08alrite goose oooooooooo av ya werz ya moved t? i am mint mate passed me theory thursday sorted
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8/26/08
Amy Stone
yh lol soz 2 hear dat hun! I should hopefully be getting out of there soon lol! wot u bin up 2? wb luv amy xxxx
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8/22/08
Amy Stone
well ur goin 2 be shocked now lol i've actually known him since i woz about 3 months old! We went 2 da same child-minders 2gether! We lost contact 4 6 years then he recognised my name and got in touch with me on bebo! We exchanged numbers! but he woz actually goin out with sum1 at da time so we couldn't go out! Then finally after his gf dumping him i got in and asked him out while he woz in da middle of asking me out himself! So we've now bin 2gether 2 years and 3 months! I av certainly brought him out of his shell lol! I'm so happy dat i found him again! It woz so sweet! lol wb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Amy Stone8/21/08
Hiya not 4 a while yet we're goin 2 sort our careers out first! lol of course u will be getting an invite! how long have u known him then? wb xxxx
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8/21/08
Amy Stone
Thats cool well done u! Me and nick are fantastic we've bin engaged since valentines we've also bin 2gether 2 years and 3 months seems 2 of gone well quick! I'm so happy! U got a fella? wb xxx
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8/20/08
Amy Stone
Heya Hun i'm gd ta! Yh i'm still there unfortunately lol wot u doing with urself now? I've had a interview for a new job so fingers crosse lol wb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Russell Woodhouse8/18/08
ye it been a while now! I'm o.k. been busy working like! so how u been u keeping alright? so where have you moved to babe? wb X x X
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Amy Stone8/18/08
hiya how r u? wot u bin up 2? wb luv amy xxx
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8/15/08
Welshy Pro Plus
heya hun cheers for the post! xXx dumped him for good this tym??? lol koolio whereabout u moved to? hope the course is going well! me on the other hand well i'm back living with my parents with no job no money and no car
( but i'll get there! still come out in newtown everychance i get! e.g. this saturday lol!!! koolio so who u seeing now then? thinkin of u al xXx
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6/2/08
Mark
hey its mark remember me?? Thought id say hi as its been a while. History with Mr Timmins was funni as fuck. add my msn marc_coates@hotmail.co.uk...... Mark xx
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Jªz Price4/29/08hey.... nowt much...jus looking for a place reli... fuk all left round here now all the polish have taken the houses.... CUNTS
yeah he was bit pissed lyk, smaked him for no reason thoe feel bit bad... what you been up to then ...? wb xxx
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Little Miss Nicolee4/20/08Love you too chicken
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Jimmy LAd4/20/08wubu2 im well board wb xx
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Little Miss Nicolee4/19/08
Thank you chicken. Love you too .. x