For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

1) What's their name?
Jason

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, me!!!

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Been there, dun that n want 2 go agen!!!

4) How old were you when you first met?
apparently wen was little lol but that we both rememba - i was 16, he was 19

5) Do you know their secrets?
thnk so lol

6) Is this person older than you?
yup 2 n half years!

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
last weekend - miss him!!

9) Are you related to this person?
nope

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
yup

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
.......not really ;D

12) Do you have pics of this person on your Bebo?
yep

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
everyday!

14) Do you think they will repost this?
no- he doesnt lyk bebo lol - only online wen forced lol

15) Could you live with this person?
want 2!!

16) Why is this person your Other Half?
coz he is my real life other half

17) Have you seen this person cry?
No

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
yup n he cant spell it lol

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
yup

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
ye

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
lots o things lol

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
stupid things lol

24) Do you know everything about this person?
dont think so

25) Does this person have a job?
yup

26) Does this person have you as their Other Half?
they have to.. duh! lol

27) Do you think you & your Other Half will be best friends forever?
will love him forever n ever x x

2 Have you ever made something with this person??
erm duno lol

29) Have you ever taken Bebo pictures with this person?
ye

30) Have you and your Other Half fought before?
we argue n play fight alot lol

31) Is your Other Half on drugs?
nope

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
he has been in hospital wi the stuff lol so erm.. ye.. not so much now tho lol

34) Have you and your Other Half made up a hand shake?
no

35) Have you and your Other Half done prank calls together?
no

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
yup - it scared me lol

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
ye

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
duno lol

39) Do you know this person's Bebo password?
hee hee ;D

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
I will take 1 ges if im wrong he gets slapped lol

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
no

42) Does this person have a dog?
used 2 hav 1 - no pets now

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
sorta more in2 it than on it lol - takin it 2 pieces n buildin it up all fancy lol

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
not 2getha

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
yup

47) Have you licked this person?
ye twas funny lol

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
fweep

4 Has this person yelled at you?
dont think so lol

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
no

50) Do you know how much this person weighs?
ye

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