1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan?? Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories – pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, inyer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye ken irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .

20. Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard these words...

>> >>>how's it hingin
>> >>>clatty
>> >>>boggin
>> >>>cludgie
>> >>>pished
>> >>>wee
>> >>>beasties
>> >>>amurny
>> >>>awa an bile yer heid
>> >>>peely-wally
>> >>>humphey backit
>> >>>Ba'-heid
>> >>>baw bag
>> >>>dubble nuggit
>> >>>Fit lyk min bam???

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

001: Name – Neil Davidson
002. Nickname – Neilly -cries-
003. Single or Taken – Uhh...not sure
004. Zodiac Sign - Virgo
005. Male or Female - Hermo
006. secondary School - Ok?
007. iPod – a big fuzzy pink one
008. How many buddies on your list - hell if i know, whose sad enough to count?
009. Screenname - DonDavidson88
010. Hair Color - Dark Brown
012. Hair Long or Short – ish
014. Eye Color – Blue
015. Are you health freak – ish
016. Height – 6'
017. Do you have a crush on someone - uh huh
018. Do you like yourself – some bits
019. Braces? - No
020. Think your awesome? - Sure
021. Piercings – No
022. Tattoo - man those russian lesbians are hot!
023. Righty or Lefty- Middley!

___Your 'Firsts'___
024. Surgery – none yet
025. First piercing - none yet lol
026. First best friend – my word....i dunno, i cant remember who was my best friend in primary one...i actually cant remember primary 1.
027. First Award – too many to remember.
028. First Sport You Joined - Footie
029. First pet – Jake, my old old old dog
030. First vacation – to alcudia
031. First Concert – Boyzone because of my sister -dies of crying-
032. First love – Toast

___Favorites___
033. Movie – Armageddon or Gone in sixty seconds
034. Favorite T.v - Two and a half men
035. Color- Red
036. Music - Rock
039. Drink – John Smiths extra smooth
040. Body part not on the face (on a girl) - Arse
041. Sport To Play - Football
042. Favorite piece of clothing – my leather jacket
043. Brands Of Clothing? – River island
044. What do you sleep with? - My "tail" between my legs
045. Favorite School – School of rock!
046. Favorite Animal(s)- Tiger
047. Favorite Books – Hound of the baskervilles
048. Favorite Magazines - Car, Top Gear, Fast Ford

___Currently___
049. I'm eating – bits of pasta from between my teeth
050. I'm drinking - water
052. I'm about to – go to asda
053. Listening to – Finewell
055. Waiting For – Finewell to finish so i can put captain face on
056. Watching – Alexander
057. Wearing - Blue and white vertical striped shirt(open), white vest under it, torn baggy-ish jeans, white k-swiss

___Your Future___
058. Want Kids? – Yes
059. Want to Get Married? - yes
060. Careers in Mind - one that pays alot and requires no work

__Which is better with the Opposite__
068. Arse or Eyes– Arse
069. Hugs or Kiss – Hugs
070. Shorter or Taller – Shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous– Spontaneous
073. Nice Stomach or Arms- Stomach
074. Sensitive or Loud- Loud
075. Hook-up or Relationship- both
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?- both

___Have you ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger – Yes
079. Drank bubbles – ontop of my coke yea lol
080. Lost glasses/contacts - dont wear either
081. Ran Away From Home - no
082. Broken a bone - not of my own lol
083. Got an X-ray - nope
084. Broken Someone's Heart - apparently, never told me that tho
085. Turned Someone Down - Yes
087. Cried When Someone Died - no

___Do You Believe In___
089. God - Mwuahahahaha, you make me larf!, hell no
090. Miracles - that kind of comes with the god thing, doesnt it?
093. Aliens - Yes
094. Magic - No
095. Heaven - No
096. Santa Claus - YESSSSSS oh please santa, give me a skyline for chrimbo!
097. Sex on the first date - if your offering
098. Kissing on the First Date- hell yea
099. Angels- No

___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There someone You Want To be with now - Yup

101. Is there someone you want but cant have? Yup