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I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars
Me, Myself, and I
I can keep the beat ith no metronome
no metronome
no metronome

no one cares no one sympathises - so you jst stay home and play synthasizers

coobs rly original

just stand there -STAND THERE !

Yes, Sometimes My Lyrics Are Sexist
But all u lovely bithches n hoes should know im trying to correct this

Oh - could someone please
remove these
cutleries
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What why why why what - Be more constructive with your feedback


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Come on Sucker Lick My Battery


GOOD GOD DAMN AND OTHER SUCH PHRASES
I HAVEN'T HEARD A BEAT LIKE THIS IN AGES

theres all sorts of crazy shit hapnin - white sauce -red sauce - its all crazy shit

dream a dirty dream of you baby
you're swingin from the chandalier
I'm climbing up the walls 'cos I want ya
but when I reach ya, you dissappear,
I dream a dirty dream
I dream a dirty dream


CAN I TURN THE LIGHT ON I CANT SEE FUCK ALL IN HERE
The Other Half Of Me
Cathal O'Kane

Cathal O'Kane

What you doin you FECKN EDJIT

stuff
Fuck It! I Love You - There you go!

Three little words, on a mobile phone

Woke Again Today - Realised i Hate Myself - My face is a disease

Im 4 cigarettes from havn to leave the house
Have to make them last till the sun goes down

Superhero Songwriters

A Brigheter Beat

Go Go Nija Dinosaur

Jackie Jackson (is a greedy boy)

Today the Monkeys Are Breaking Out the Zoo

Oh Shut Up

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    1. Group A fannies
    2. Group B (sorry who are they - are they even real)
    3. Group C - oh joes gay group
    4. MIGHTY GROUP D THE RULERS OF PHYSIO
    5. Larissa Kempenarr that crazy dutch bastard

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  • Chuck Norris - He will roundhouse kick ya in da Face

    Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

    Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

    Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

    The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

    When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

    Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

    According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

    Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

    The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

    Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

    Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

    Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

    Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

    They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

    Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

    A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

    Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

    In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

    Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."

    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once had sex with a cigarette machine in the Osaka airport.

    Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

    Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

    In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

    Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

    When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

    Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

    Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

    Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

    Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

    Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

    Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

    Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

    Chuck Norris' pulse is measured

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  • Clarkson Top Gear Quotes,,,,,Legend


    Top Gear:

    Clarkson quotes:

    "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

    "It's pouring down with rain because not enough people have Range Rovers."

    "The only person to look good in the back of a four seater convertable was Hitler"

    "the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like "unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite"

    "as something to live with every day, I'd rather have bird flu."

    "Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed"

    "If this were America, it would be full of people doing... whatever it is they do. Incest, mostly, I think. "

    Appalled at being ripped-off by multinationals, Clarkson turned consumer champ. "Eighty-five pence for a plastic bottle of Coke? I thought they’d stopped using cocaine as one of the ingredients..."

    "This car is rather like Herpes. Great fun catching it, not so much fun living with it!"

    Clarkson also defended Camilla Parker-Bowles "People often criticise her because she's approaching 60, but they forget that Princess Diana was approaching 120 when she went into that tunnel." He also remarked that Camilla's personal make up artist was known as "Ken the plasterer".

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  • Official Rules or Shotguning

    History Lesson: The term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers
    Rules So far
    1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car
    2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours
    3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.
    4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called
    5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
    6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
    7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
    this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once
    8. ja rob rule...if hes in the car shotgun now means back left so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past
    9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)
    10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!
    11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
    12. Once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. however putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
    13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey
    14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!
    15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)
    16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other
    17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder
    18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk
    19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!
    20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/wat

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      Hiya! 14 days til christmas :P :P :D Just to let you all know we have now uploaded our christmas flyer which includes all the information you need about the shed over the next 3 weeks! Dont forget the special events coming very soon like the Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's night on Sunday the 20th December and the End of year Prom on Sunday 27th December! We hope you all have an amazing christmas and cant wait to see you soon! love the shed xxxAppLink:10279325780

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    • Shed Nightclub
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      20 days til Christmas! Hi bebo friend, we would like to tell you about a few of our special christmas events! Pimps and Ho Ho Ho's Sunday 20th December Its just like a pimps and Ho's night but much more christmassy! 3 DJs playing all your favourite pimping RnB tunes. Free mix CD for the first 100 customers. Doors open at half ten. dress code - Santa's, Snowmen, Pimps, Ho's, mrs Claus etc. Prizes for the best Pimp and the best Ho. Drinks from 1.50 Sunday 27th December the end of year prom Dig out your hottest dress, your kilts, suits etc and relive your school Prom! Official prom photographer with pictures for all. Who will be crowned Prom King and Queen? A great fun night to share with friends between Christmas and Hogmanay. Doors open at half ten. drinks from 1.50 Hogmanay Always a sell-out at the Shed No tickets just first come first served on the night! See our page for more info. We you and hope you have an amazing christmas. Let us know which events you will be coming to. Love the shed xxxAppLink:10279325780

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      Dear Friend, Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco! Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands. There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50. As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early. Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish! will we see you there? xxx AppLink:10279325780

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      Hey Brreeee, how are you, my friend? You have vanished off the face of the planet! How's uni going? Txxx

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      Hey Rhymenoceros Just a quick message to let you know that the famous Shed School Disco is Back this coming Bank Holiday Sunday 27th September! Its going to be Massive. Tuck Shop, hockey skirts, Rugby boys, Blazers, lollypops, Arches, Old School Tunes and 90's pop favourites! Drinks from 1.50 Doors 10.30pm Headmaster LiL rich and dinner ladies lisa m and lil gem all on the decks! will we see you there? if not you will be expelled! lol xxx

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      Hey Shedders Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday ! Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid ! Plus 5 tons of real sand ... Will we see you there? xxxAppLink:10193193349

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    • Seonaid Fitzgerald
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      well suck my knob then. i waved to u when u were walkin into a buildin in uni last week, u waved back but u didnt look like u knew who u were wavin at! god u hate me lol x

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    • Seonaid Fitzgerald
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      did u realise that was me wavin to u in uni? u looked well confused lol xxxxx

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    • Jaigerdabomb

      U out again this week? Mr Definition Of Kl!!

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