9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

A to z of me
A-age-18 whooooo
B-birthday- 5th October
C-country+city-england brighton baby place to be
D-dads name- Andy
E-experiences- Everything apart from naughty things cos im a gd girl!
F-fav song- My girl!!
G-gummy bears or gummy worms?- Bears all the way
H-habits- Smokin DIRTY DIRTY!
I-interests- Partying!!!
J-joints had - to many to count
K-kids..- None
L-lovers.- None omg the tears are comin now
M-mums name- Sarah
N-nick names- Ummmm Sophiaaa, Mummy, bitch crap head what eva abuse cums to the girls heads at the time really
O-odours- Gucci Rush!! lovely!!!
P-piercings- Ears twice and toung :-P
Q-quotes- "Lil bit sick in my mouth then!"
R-rolemodel- Myself
S-what makes me smile.- My lovely ladies and seeing them giggling 2geva
T-tatoos- No i get bored to easily
U-unknown fact- I like to add extra extra butter to my mash lol!!
V-vegetables- Love them all
W- worst fear- Not gettin any were in life!
X-x-factor-ma Er.. Do it for a laugh but wont get in lol
Y-yummy foods- CHINES!! WOKMANIA HELLLOOOO!! that is go shit!
Z-zodiac sign.- Libera!!!

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR BAG IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUM ,WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WEVE SUDDENLY DECIDED WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT.

4. ON OUR LAST TRIP TO WEE, WE REALIZE WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3AM SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAYS
BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! WE LOVE THAT SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR
DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (WE THINK) CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
COKE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

14. WE THINK WE'RE IN BED, EVEN THOUGH THE PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR.

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG
WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE'RE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE) AND
TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON
THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT