im so sorry i havnt written sooner dear blog meister. iv been awfully busty partying and all tht malarky. today is a sad day. a dear friend has become untrustworthy. silly buggger. also i have a maths exam 2mro and it sickens me most outrageously! also i fort u people would like 2 b the first to know operation shrine to max and laura will commence tomorrow evening. watch out for tht one! laura was measured today, shes getting older everyday and im sure everytime i see her she grows a few inches. how they grow up! i remember wen she was a wee child with her little cheeky monkey grin and hair tied in a bun. those were the days. i had a bob. those werent the days. spkin about bobs, why dus she hav a bob neway laura?! and also we dnt appreciate skinny little rat girls tryna move in on our men, we are well the best neway. just call us enchanting! neway peace out homeslices. il b bak soon. until next time......

today i got up and went 2 college, it was the bum ting of course as i do adore the college life. not. not many things occurred apart frm a beastly sighting of 2 kissing fools. oh yes, the beast is bak, the little grunting dog. girls with bobs are not cool! we must learn from those mistakes we made as young ones! (or tht our parents made) me and laura also had to change tops in the common room for reasons id rather not share. she was a tad stinky im afraid. me being the good freind i am, offered a fresh clean armpit. lol i joke. ahh well one must leave due to the stinging of ones eye piece. until next time

today my friend, is a new day. one in which i hope to be prosperous and full of hope for those young children we know. especially that young michael, he is one who needs help most of all. today is a day in which miss laura ashbee will be sititn her first as level examination. i wish her the best. i know she will suceed. cos she is well ard init. neway moving on one must consider what the sheep in the world are doing right now. in their sheds? frolicking in the turkish havens we call fields? is engin calling for them? callin their names. sheep. sheep. bo peep. poor sods. i like mini cheddars. did u know they have 30 % less saturated fat but still hold the same great taste? il leave u with that one last thought. until next time my friends.