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Mr.Dave

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  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 1/31/11
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About Me

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"μεγάλη! σας στήθη βλέπε be πελώριος!!!"
Me, Myself, and I
Im dave and im now 18 woot!
I WAS studying drama, maths and biology i am now a Civil Engineering Technician for WSP Exeter. I play bass... its good

Paintballing is my biggest hobby... if you like paintballing check out our team @

www.bebo.com/infidelofficial

leave a message to talk or to hook up for a match sometime maybe even go for a drink after?
be cool to hear back from you

4 things keep me goin:
Bass,
Parties,
Music,
and my friends.


add me on msn: skitzofrenicvamp666@yahoo.co.
 uk

*MUSE ROCK*
but so does Lenny Kravitz
Music
Rock, emo, Punk, metal, hardcore, alternative, MUSE KICK-FUCKING-ASS... anything rock... LOVING IDIOM atm!
Films
HORRORS!!!! But my faves are:
1) Matrix Trilogy
2) Star Wars Series
3) Austin Powers
4) Se7en
5) The sex lives of the potato men
Sports
Rugby (until I cracked my neck). Mainly tennis, football, CYCLING, PAINTBALLING (My fave), wrestling, walking into lamp-posts, skating.
Drinks
Coffee, Robinsons Orange and Pineapple, Budweiser ROCKS...but not as much as........ GUINNESS DRAUGHT!!!
Biggest Regrets
Eating subway getting food poisoning and then doing it all over again. ----- Forgetting i left the phone on and costing my parents over £250 in bills :-s ----- Drinking that bottle of wine just after a kebab... ----- Losing my wallet on first day of download festival 2 years running ----- Throwing up on brens bed and guitar (sorry man £150 a lot of beer) ----- Getting with katie deacon...
Wearing a dress in phear park at midnight :-s ----- scrap that last one.... wearing a dress full stop!! -----
ME
Msn: Skitzofrenicvamp666@yahoo.co.
 uk
erm yh....
make of condom
Durex. One of the areas i am prepared to fork out extra to satisfy my mind that i am getting good quality

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  • QUOTES #3

    Been kinda boring lately not much to quote im afraid...

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    <In The Byes on the way to pick up Livvi Lee>

    "So your going up to fortescue to get whom exactly?" - Brewer

    "Livvi Lee i told you that eariler" - me

    "WHO?" - Brewer

    "Livvi Lee"- Me (Thinking he hadnt heard me)

    "Who?"- Brewer

    "LIVVI LEE! OLIVIA LEE! MY COOL GINGER FRIEND FROM COLYTON!"- Me

    "What?" - Brewer

    "OLIVIA LEE! its her name you four-eyed prick" - Ben B

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    <Convincing Matt (Jew) to eat a toxic marshmallow>

    "Oh just eat it you pussy" - Me

    "Why what have you done to it?" - Matt (Jew)

    "Nothing why?" - Me

    "Come on its not gonna harm you" - Brewer

    "Yeah but thats what hitler said!" - Ben B

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  • QUOTES #2

    This is a short one guys...

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    "lol i bet you get a foot long every night!" - Me as we were waiting for our subway to be made

    "well sometimes, it changes size. its weird" - Faye in reply

    < I stare speechless>

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    "Are you serious? its tiny, about the same size as chris thompsons <indicates about 3 and a half inches> it was awful." - Emma Russell about Matt Lofkins penis size

    "Honestly?" - Me

    "Yes honestly... it was so small it kept coming out i had to go on top and you know i hate going on top... and then he cried! he couldnt keep it up and it only lasted 10 minutes" - Emma

    "why the FUCK did he cry?!" - Me

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    <later at the bus stop STILL talking about his penis>

    "It hurt me to start with coz i wasnt wet, he refused to do foreplay it was the worst sex... you HAVE to do foreplay to get a lady going" - Emma

    "See, that explains a lot, you were dry, THATS why he cried" - Me

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    <Still at the bus stop>

    "Wait a minute... So HOW big was it again?" - Ashley

    "About that long <Indicates 3 and a half inches>" - Emma

    "No way... it must have been smaller than that!" - Ashley

    "What? Smaller? That is NOT big!" - Emma

    "I know that but its about average, isnt it?" - Ashley

    "Are you fucking kidding?" - Emma

    "WAHAAY! Its all coming out now isnt it ashley!" - Me

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    1 Comment 278 weeks

  • QUOTES #1

    "FFS, did you leave you glasses in Auschwitz or something?" - Alex.H to a jew

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    "See, and thats orion's belt and Thats the plough..." - Matt

    "sweet... HEY that stars Moving!!" - Alex.H

    "No... Thats whats known as a plane alex" - Me

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    <argument over not going to download>

    "i didnt even know there was anything worse than killing slash... So what would be my
    punishment?"
    - Cat.T

    "being spanked by louis, front raped by Henry Clegg and Butt raped by Satan Himself all whilst being bathed in Cold alphabetty Spaghetti" -Me

    LONG PAUSE

    "wow... the whole cold spaghetti and satan thing could be strangely satisfying... but i dont think i'll take the chance" -Cat

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    "no please dont light that bonfire, i really dont want to smell of smoke" - Sarah.L with Cigarette in her hand

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    "TBH, I would rather be caught squatting in a hedge than looking like a tranny" - Cousin Jazz after a discussion about 'SheWees'
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    1 Comment 281 weeks

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  • Alexander Peter Ritchie III (esq.)
    Alexander Peter Ritchie III (esq.)

    I just earned $242 in a few days doing a little work! I used - http://x.co/KTFz You will love me for this!

    11/22/10
  • Yeh.Babii
    Yeh.Babii

    im not sure if i no u soz wots ur 2nd name?? where do u live?

    1/20/09
  • XxSophiexx
    XxSophiexx

    hey huni u ok? u were wasted sat nite lol still not forgiven u bout gettin brewer that bad that he had 2 go home lol x

    1/18/09
  • Yeh.Babii
    Yeh.Babii

    tar 4da add but do i no u wb x

    1/6/09
  • Mr.Dave
    Mr.Dave

    hang on jenna... by having a go at me you are putting your own nose in someone elses business. what she did wasn't selfish i have already established that with grace herself read the comments on her profile. but the way she did it was selfish and childish her mum and brother were distraught looking for her and she didnt even tell her friends where she was. i felt the same as she did i couldnt stick it at home... but i didnt run away and hide i just told my parents i wanted to move out and moved so what does she expect. if she thinks she can just disappear and not have the police after her and have people getting angry if i got angry its coz i was worried and when she wouldnt say what she was she is ALWAYS making things personal so this is her turn she needs to take responsibility for stuff shes almost 20 has done nothing with her life but get pissed and argue with people and she cant do anything without arguing so get fucked jenna you have no idea what she has said to me in the past.

    1/1/09
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    i dont know what the fuck your problem is tbh why dont you just leave grace alone? ive seen her and she is fuckin fine. she is reli happy atm and loving her life dont you dare say she is selfish and all that shit its patheitc you need to keep your nose out of other peoples lives tbh

    1/1/09
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    I owe u nothing cause of the appauling way you have treated me. I know I borrowed £10 of Laurence from Spar but I paid him bk the next day! I thought u ment Lawrence Mathews. Also I know I owe Brewer £20 and i ave every intention of paying him back. Anyway wat a hypocrite you do way more weed than I eva have done in the past and you do nos gas. u idiot. u do more fucking drugs than me u prick. I avent done E for 4 years and since I dumped u Ive only smoked weed once, only needed it wen I was with u 2 get through the ordeal. Ha ha you are such a twat u really dont know what the fuck u r talking bout. Oh and BOTH Brewer and Buxton said u were lying bout telling me that they saw me buying drugs, they said that theyve neva seen me doing anything like that. If u r going to lie Dave at least make such you cant be caught out you moron

    12/22/08
  • Facebook It.
    Facebook It.

    thanks for earlier, it made me think of what to say to Matt. we finally started talking after abit and after i cried several times as i had to get it out, We were hugging+kissing. He said he wasn't still sure but he's gonna have a good think tonight etc, Thanks for your help anyway. Meet up soon? 18 soon aha (: xx Lovee you - Xx

    12/21/08
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    So lets get this right Im an alcoholic but you are going to pay for a night out for me!!!! Idiot. I dont spend all my wages on alcohol and drugs I only spend £30 a week on alcohol, Ive been saving up for a flat in Exeter. And I havent fucking borrowed money EVER of Lawrence dont know where that crap came from. I definatly dont do E. I was going to be bought some for Xmas but I decided that I didnt want it cause its fucking stupid. Ive only done weed twice over the last 4 months. My snake is fine, got to feed him tomorrow so I am coming back to feed him and get some clothes. Im moving out, I havent run away I jst want a new life. And about the police, they asked me to come into the police station 2moro so they can make sure I am alright. And guess what??? They will see that I am completely fine, safe and happy. Im eating healthily << I fucking cooked bangers and mash today 4 all my mates for christ sake so I am looking after my self. AND I DONT FUCKING DO DRUGS SO STOP SPREADING SHIT

    12/19/08
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    fuck that u know wat i was kicked out 4 doin nothing wrong i dnt want to go home cause im not fucking wanted anymore im not trusted. im going to live where i want and im finally happy so leave me alone

    12/17/08
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    tell the police im ok ive been driven to bristol and im staying here 4 a while. tell the police im ok and 2 leave me alone. im fine seriously im fine jst cant live in sidmouth atm

    12/17/08
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    you prick i wud b a fuckin good mother.bv tell the polive im okv im fine im iwht mates im ok i swear xxxz

    12/17/08
  • Gracie
    Gracie

    phones out of battery. tell the police in ok im, ge8 in neva cumingb bk 2 sidm0uth been fuckied ova 2 much cx]

    12/17/08
  • Michael Hilliar
    Michael Hilliar

    hmmmmmmmmmm i wonder where u got ur saying from?

    11/23/08
  • SuperKinch
    SuperKinch

    I havnt put that pic anywhere mate :D Its just on my desktop ready for when i need a bit of blackmail :P xx

    11/20/08
  • Sean L
    luv Sean L

    hahaha chalky bring it on wat we done waz nuttin watch dis space lol haaaaaaaa

    10/19/08
  • Sean L
    Sean L

    hey chalky howz it goin soz didnt make it 2nite literally dyin wid flu hope u av gd nite nice meetin ya lol ur such a sad loser we kicked ur arse ha ha maybe cya again sumtime byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    10/17/08