A first grade school teacher in Virginia had
twenty-five students in her class. She presented
each child in her classroom the first half of a well
known proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done
by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first
graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a
classic!

1. Don't change horses...........................u
 ntil they stop running.
2. Strike while the...............................
 .bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ......termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ...................looks dirty.
7. No news is................................
 ........impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ........ math.
10 If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ................................ me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................t
 he best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ............pollution
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ..........................not much.
17. Two's company, three's ................. the Musketeers
18 Don't put off till tomorrow what ...... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to
blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as .......... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ............ get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the
box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ........ get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than..............................
 ...... pregnant

URGENT MISSING REPORT

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY


ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''


IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F***ING JULY

This is sooooooooooo true when is the sun cming back???

This is 1 of my top tunes atm! get it if ya can

Space monkey in the place to be
Riding in a rocket to a planet of sound
Shooting the moon, playing dominoes in drag
An increase in population of a hundred percent

Space monkey in the place to be
With a chemical peel and a picture of Mary
Out on a limb in the carnival of me
Raising the temperature one hundred degrees

We're sown together
She's born mesmer
Beside astride her
I die inside her

Space monkey in the place to be
A mass of contradictions in a golden frame
Raising the roof in a calamity way
Completely meretricious of a poke in the eye

Space monkey in the place to be
Talk of the town with a Colombian rock
Out on a limb in the carnival of me
Raising the temperature one hundred degrees

We're sown together
She's born mesmer
Beside astride her
I die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't, and don't, and don't let me down

Like you let me down before
Like you let me down before

Space monkey in the place to be
With some free-association and a hole in her head
Out on a limb in the carnival of me
Raising the temperature one hundred degrees

We're sown together
She's born mesmer
Beside astride her
I die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't, and don't, and don't let me down

Like you let me down before
Like you let me down before
Like you let me down before
Like you let me down before