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Celene Connolly
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- from bailieblah or Athlone now the World!!
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- Last active: 11/29/09
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- STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- How ya now???!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im Celene and im from Bailieblah!!
i was in Athlone for over 4 years workin in spar!! Good times!! now im off round the world travelling!! Its great!!
First stop was South Africa!! In New Zealand now n then off to Oz!!!
i like...sorry love Father Ted!!Father Ted lives on i say!!
Also Tommy Tiernan!!
reminders of Sligo!!! Back in the day when pounds were pounds and then they became euros!!!ha ha!!
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wldn't u agree baby u n me.we gota grvy kinda love
- Musik
- i like everything really old n new!!! Ac-dc would be in my top ten along with green day n most of the chart music...also like my dance musik!!
i also like cheesy cheesy music like johnny logan and shakin stevens!!!
also when drinkin lots the odd bursts of lady in red and i dont wanna dance.. dance with u baby no more will also come out in me!!!
guns n roses have a good few of their albums n the dvd!! so can drool over Slash!!!ha ha!!
also gettin back into the gigi thing...la passion, bla bla bla....etc!!! - filmz and telly!!
- Any Romantic comedies!!!
nothing scary!!!
Josh Hartnett...yes please!!
also i do love a bita paul walker semi naked like he does be in the fast n the furious...drool.....
Johnny Depp films also feature in my faves!! pirates all 3 of them!!hes also i fine thing in cry baby..its so cheesy!! my kind of film!!
im also lovin " High school musical"
i know its sad but feck it!!!
telly wise...i love baywatch..for the real life stuff that could really happen in real life!!! like the case of when shauna wanted to do a bikini calander and eddie wouldnt let her!!! also home n away...partly cos its muck!!i live it!! - drinks
- Vodka...i was on my wycycle and i was womiting..womiting wodka...so i went wome n i watched the wellawision!!!see i love Tommy!!! i also love milk especially with my dinner!!! its just so yum...but it has to be avonmore!!!
i like to drink tins of miller!!! cos "tin" sounds so much more bogger than a "can"!!!! - Scared Of
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- im not alone.........
spinning round the town with the girlies!!! mairead n siobhan!!
n drinkin!!!! WODKA!! - Fave Food
- Eggs...poached, boiled, scrambled baked...
steak...ostrich... - words or things that i say
- Sweet as Bro...Sweet as...
howdy!!!
how ya now???
get you!!!
eeget!!!
"oh for fuck sake"-especially used when im very very very pissed off!!!
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Celenes shoes makin me fall!! original author Mairead Noone
Picture the scene it was a quiet saturday in the shop, Celene was making a sandwich for a customer as she turned around to face him she slipped and the sandwich went everywhere but it useint to happen!! Anyway as she picked herself up she noticed a man in the queue laughing at her so she got embarassed! She came out the back to me and started crying that there was a mean man in the shop laughing at her. Celene finally got over the ordeal until Monday when history repeated itself!! However this time Celene been the physco she is started screaming at Siobhan to stop laughing the episode goes;
Celene: Stop laughing its not funny
Siobhan: He He He He
Celene: Its not funny the same thing happened Saturday
Siobhan: Sniggering snigger snigger
Celene: STOP IT (as she goes back into the kitchen mortified)
Siobhan: Pisses her hole laughing in front of the customer
Moral of the story; Celene is a nut job but when she falls she really falls makin a show of herself0 Comments 305 weeks
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things that make us Irish!!
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office.
4) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone...
5) Much of your childhood meals were boiled.
6) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
7) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer (ya know ya were thinkin' about bein' bad whether ya did it or not).
You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
9) You are, therefore, poetic a lot.
10) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen... and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
11) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more then likely you.
12) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
13) There wasn't a huge difference between your last Wake and your last keg party.
14) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
15) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.
16) You have Irish Alzheimer's... your forget everything but the grudges!
17) "Irish Stew" is a euphemism for "boiled leftovers."
1 All of your losses are alcohol related (loss of virginity, loss of drivers license, loss of money, loss of job, loss of significant other, loss of teeth from punch...) but it never stops you from drinking
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VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
van
that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny
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Xx Buzzinskittle Xx
wel pet how u??? so u back in sunny ireland yet??? how does it feel not been in the sun all time???anyways heres a bita love for ya
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Conal Dolan8/19/09yeah got a few from my class that are going! So it should be a good night. Try and get Billy and catherine and wee man if you can!
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Conal Dolan8/19/09
Just thought to let you all know that Big G are playing in the palace on Thursday the 27th of August. I was thinking that this might be a good chance for all of us to try and get together and catch up on whats been happing in our lives over the last three years!
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Deirdre Griffin
Grand nw! off wrk 4 few days spraind my ankle badly! wrk goin grand alot new people nw! where ye nw?
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Gemma Jimjamz Duffy
yea d shoppin went grand got few bits..awh no did ya yal cum bak wit a class tan..galway woz class stayd ryt bside salthill in appartments cost 20 euro a nyt so woz grand weather woz hot most d tym..how ru?!
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Gemma Jimjamz Duffy
wel pet....wel we went ta galway 4 d weekend wr stil ere doin bita shopin....countin d days miss connelly
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' Edel
Heya
am kk hws u?God dt flew..yal b ome soon..lukn 4ward ta it??
am headn ta galway taday 4 d wkend
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Xx Buzzinskittle Xx8/7/09
wel his name is brendan from jus outside mullingar, he 27 n has a little princess of a daughter who we are havin a birthday party for today, she's 3, and absolutely gorgeous, love the 2of dem t bits!!!!he treats me like an absolute queen, nice change!!!!!love livin over here, some savage aul sessions, and i am a girls for me sessions, hahahaha!!!!! im sure u know all about dem!!! yeah i know cant believe dat year went by sooooooooooooo fast but stil missin ya loads, no red ones left but i dont need to send ya dem for ya t know i love ya!!!!!!!! cant wait til ye get home, have a whole novel of news for ya, im sure u do too, for me!!! chat ya soon luuvvviiieeee
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Gemma Jimjamz Duffy
il ave a look wen im on d comp afta....Awh yal miss it id say....wr ya headin Nxt?!cnt wait til ur home datl b sum weekend
tings r grand ere jus at wrk as usual headin galway n 2 weeks 4 d weekend
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Xx Buzzinskittle Xx7/28/09
hey babe how u???? oh my god insomnia or sumtin, its killin me, half six n d morn n i stil up on dis, hahaha. oh my god cant believe ye r gona b hme soon, cant wait for ya t meet me new boyfriend, happiest i been in a long time, thanks t him. huge session on the cards wen ye get home for sure, how ye keepin anyway, u havent replied t my comments n an age, loves ya
hws u?
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