Bebo 
If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.
Keith Williamson
-
Male, 29,
42
- from Dungannon - Birthplace of Darren Clarke
- Profile views: 4,358
- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 8/19/09
- www.bebo.com/soomz83
Post a Comment:- Me, Myself, and I
- Everything's relative.
6 - greatest number of big-tyre flips performed in one continuous go
12 - current golf handicap
17 - greatest number of potatoes eaten in one sitting (christmas dinner 2006, thanks mum)
18 - greatest number of Weetabix eaten in one sitting
- What Floats My Boat
- Focus magazine, time travel, Dubai, golf, getting the conundrum on countdown, good architecture, Big tyres, potatoes, weetabix, daydreaming, deja vu, Donegal, campervans, all things french (even the people; especially the food), Ruby, Edinburgh, Family Guy, flying, foreign menus translated into English not making sense, puns and plays on words, The Giant's Causeway, piano bars, typing a text that uses exactly the quota of characters, power showers and towers of cars, poetry, scotch, and of course my little friend Baxter. Keith also likes referring to himself in the third person.
- What Grinds My Gears
- Tan lines, body hair (especially on girls), bank machines that beep at you before they've given your card back, imperial measurements, Abbey National, people walking with umbrellas at eye level, people who bang on about all the concerts they've been to, people who smoke in or beside doorways (or smokers in general), stepping into dry boxers when my feet are still wet from the shower, slow text responders and non-repliers, cyclists on the pavement, internet pop-ups, motorway drivers not pulling in out of the overtaking lane after overtaking, squealers and weight droppers in the gym, holiday tack (such as souvenir lighters, drinks coasters, naked lady playing cards and bottles filled with coloured sands), automated phone-lines and call centres, misuse of apostrophes, economy 7 heating, living on the flight path, zebra crossings at roundabouts
close Quizzes
- The Neighbours 10-year quiz! 27 Taken
- There's Something About Boycey 25 Taken
- Song Lyrics 31 Taken
- Movie Quotes 30 Taken
- How well do you know Keith? 38 Taken
close Blog
-
How would you spend your dash?
I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend;
He referred to the dates on his tombstone
From the beginning to the end.
He noted that first came his date of birth,
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years.
For that dash represents all the time
That he spent alive on earth,
And now only those that loved him
Know what that little line is worth.
For it matters not how much we own:
The cars, the house, the cash –
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.
So think about this long and hard,
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left
That can still be rearranged.
If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real,
And always try and understand
The way other people feel.
And be less quick to anger
And show appreciation more,
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.
If we treat each other with respect
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a while.
So when your eulogy’s being read
With your life’s actions to rehash,
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?
0 Comments 316 weeks
-
I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!
................. .........,--~’’’’¯¯¯ ..’-,...¯’’~’’~--,,
................ ...,-‘’’¯~, ....’- ...... ............... ....\-,
....... ......,-‘_¯,......................... ............, ........’~,
........ ..,-‘ ... ....................... ...........,-;’,,,,_ ........’-,,
....... ,-‘_, ........____ ............... ....,-‘ ..° ....’-, ......,°.;
..... ,-‘ .............,,,---,,, ............ ......|,,--~’’’’’’¯I .....,’
.... ,;,_ .........,-‘ ....° ..,,;, ..........’-, .’~,_ ....,-‘’ ....,’
. ,--; .............|,,--~’’’ ....| ...........-‘ ........¯¯ ......,’
..;,°;, ............’-,_ ......,,-‘ .........._,,;- ......... ...,-‘
.......’~, .............’’’’’’’’’ ...........-‘’ ,-‘ ..........,,~’
............’~-, ................ ............... .....,,-~’
.................... ‘~--,,,,_______,,,,-~’’’’¯¯\
............ .........,-‘ ......,, \....\ ._,,,,i;;;|-|_,\
................. ..,/, ....,-;’---‘----‘ ...... ..../.,_;|
.................,/, ,’’’’~, .............. .......| ¯
................... ‘’-‘’’| .................. ....\,
........................ ../, ........../\------~’’¯’;
.................. .....,’’ ¯’’~--~’’’ .¯’---,,,,--1 Comment 325 weeks
-
Tit Monday
Ah, Tit Monday.
That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the Union celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.
As a famous poet once said: one bold slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.
0 Comments 331 weeks
close Games
close Typing Speed
close Whiteboard
close Comments
- 8/13/11 via Mobile
-
Joanne Badger11/22/10I just scored $738 in four days spending time online! All thanks to - http://x.co/KTHu trust me, you will be happy
-
7/19/09
Peter Kidd
sooooo, there apears 2hav been an incident wen sum feces was expelled on the bonnet of ma car...long grass keith. hows down under, missin home yet?
-
Ruth McPhillips1/12/09Hey soomz i was going to say long time no speak but I do remember a wee cheeky christmas text just a few weeks ago! But yeah the uni girls are taking Belfast on the last weekend in March (the 28th) so it would be lovely if your around we can meet up....i'll say to Stu too on the off chance he's up then too. The HW reunion is fun but think we need to expand it so you'll be sure to get an invitation next year! So where are you living these days? What are you doing with yourself? xxx
-
11/11/08
Horse
hello honey monster, any word on these results yet? Ye headin out to amstad with these fools or wats the plan! Still on for headin away start next year, yea rich mahogany baby!! X
-
10/11/08
Louise
hello there stranger! I was randomly thinking abt u the other day and thought i shud leave a comment before we completely lose touch wich would be disasterous!!! how ru chum? what all are u gettin up to atm? still sporting that rather fetching security uniform
ha! the good old tesco days!!! (cant really say i miss the place... just the ppl!) Ne scraic for me then? Im currently renting out my tummy to a small version of myself, have been for the past 8 mnths, so the lodger has asssured me that he/she will be vacating the premises in the next few weeks! 
all so exciting... kinda reminds me ofa convo we had @ the din table on day (whilst u were eattin prawn cocktail and a large glass of angel delight!) about how we wanted r lives to plan out... ha! kinda happened... sort of maybe just a lil bit, wth a few minor adjustments, but the end result was still the same!!! hope ur well & hope to hear from u realli realli soon, take care, xoxo
-
Maxie Boyle9/11/08hows d bible comin along stewie. bis sesh wen we hand it in. em.
-
Andrew J Fisher9/9/08keith u sexual being, 00353876102685 is my number, drop us a bell and we shall have a natter, or i will prob just ring you this evening at some stage as the excitment in talking to you may overwhelme me, ( i think thats the first time ive ever used the word overwhelme in a message and not sure if thats how u spell it) yes i did quit my job last week, 2 weeks doing nothing now and the boredom is getting to me, no clue what to do at the moment, help me out!!
-
Emma Fuller9/7/08Good to hear you are ploughing along!..ugh study.. not looking forward to that again.. just finished 12wks placement (loved it!!) and im home on my holidays in lovely sunny (!!?!) Ireland for a week before Uni reopens! Loved the festival.. there was such a buzz around the city.. got to see a few things but Im afraid I didnt take full advantage of it so Im going to be SUPER organised next year!
-
Emma Fuller8/28/08
Hello there! How is everything going across the water.. is the dissertation simmering away?
-
7/8/08
-
5/16/08
Cat McGurren
Keith! I'm heading to Royan tomorrow. Senior courier this yr baby...oh god, what a joke! Wellies are packed, I hope the live area isn't a swamp again. You guys should take your road trip a few miles down south and visit me and allan
Man it would be fun to be back in Des Ormes, I miss the group! I'm guessing you decided to avoid the madness this season? Xx
-
5/7/08
I Am The Walrus
Goin great man, just finished my last exam of uni so my summer had officially started!! I'm headin down to dordogne this year which i'm hopin will be good. I'll also be in the same area as Cat which will mean a trip here and there. I'm hopefully leavin this monday but got some paperwork to sort out with canvas first. If you give me the dates you're gonna be in Dol there then there's an outside chance of me gettin there if i'm off, but its probably gonna be hard for me to get up there. AND without sounding too gay.. I miss you to man!!
-
Andrew J Fisher5/6/08
4 weeks till the road trip to end all road trips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Andrew J Fisher4/6/08
dude did carry out the transaction of booking the arrangement in relation to the ferry mode of transport we will be availing of on our aforementioned excursion to the place of our former residence last summer
-
Horse4/2/08
well sweet cheeks. Did u not even take one photo when we were away! I'll tell u what i'll give u some photos and u can give me some of your notes! DONE!!!!! Hows the work going by work i mean beasting!! YEA BABY!! Aint nothing but a peanuut!! New NO. for you! NO.1 that is the NO. which belongs to me in all aspects of life!! YEA! xo MISS YOU! MORE! NOT POSSIBLE!
-
3/17/08
Stephanie Faloon
stranger how art thou??? tesco still misses u...i don't....but tesco does 
xxx steph xxx
-
Cheryl2/27/08dint do it with a wacom eejit! left it at home stubbled arcoss ur page and was like, crap i hvnt drew a picture yet oops!! havnt seen u in ages, tescos is calling you 2 come back weekend shifts most defoxo
-
Cheryl2/25/08
last active?... are you alive?!xoxo
so, this is why i laugh everytime i see you, stupid hamster face you pull lol!
Cheryl 0 Repliesplease note: the little rasin you are about to scoff, the rest of the alpen oats are already in your very clever mouth storage compartments!xo
haha... its u in ur foto!! yeeeooo xx
Cheryl 0 Repliesdo it sumo! u know u want to
Steven Symington 0 Replies