There is a girl called Larissa
When I’m not with her I miss her,
Also there is a girl called haz
When I’m not with her I go spazz,
They sometimes do look crazy dutch
But we love them both very much,
We spend so long looking at baby clothes
We may have a baby some day who knows,
We went to watch a scary movie
Unfortunately we didn’t get down & grovy,
They smoke and drink all day long
But they will still look good in a thong,
We lost your fags at the fun fair
Chris’s change went everywhere,
Your both always worry about your hair
But lewis and chris don’t care,
We both wrote this poem for you!
But we both need the loo!

xXfrom Haz & LaraXx
You drive us around in posh cars all day,
everywhere you take us u always pay!
you've wined us & dined us & showed us the life,
perhaps 1 day we wil be husbund & wife!!
during the Easter we went to town,
when we are with you, we are never down.
we've had a fair few laughs & a good old dance,
what bought us together was more than chance!
after the dance we had a kiss too,
now you're not here we really miss you!!
you two are terrific & fun guys,
you could even say you're the stars in our eyes xxxx

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer???


When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

~*~Sweet as heaven~*~
~*~Hot as hell~*~
~*~Da baddest bitchz~*~
~*~As cn tell~*~
~*~Wanted by sum~*~
~*~Hated by many~*~
~*~Invited by most~*~
~*~Envied by plenty~*~
~*~Dimonds r nice~*~
~*~N so r pearlz~*~
~*~Bt their aint~*~
~*~Nuttin like us~*~
~*~Atherley galz!~*~