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- What? How did I get here? Who are you people?
- Me, Myself, and I
- Latest news: I moved to London. I win!
The short version of my life:
* Grew up in Bathgate
* Moved to Edinburgh
* Graduated with honours in software engineering
* Started my own company
* Learned to climb
* Moved to London.
* Still living here and still loving it. Sometimes I go back to Scotland to see the family and friends.
For the long version you'll have to actually talk to me. Shock, horror. If you think you know me or fancy coming climbing, give me a yell.
- Varies quite a bit depending on my mood. Bands include: NoFX, The Offspring, Capdown, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Prodigy, Morcheeba, Massive Attack and Goldfinger
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, Memento
- Rock climbing, snowboarding, skating
- People who "tlk n txt speek" (sic). You have the advantage of a full keyboard. It's designed to let you type the full words. Use it.
- Happiest When
- Eating, Climbing, Coding, Dancing, Snowboarding
- The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan and Magician along with all the offshoots by Raymond E Feist. I used to like Terry Pratchett but I haven't really read any of his books in a long time, and I used to be obsessed with David Eddings however after trying to re-read them recently I think I've out-grown his style of writing.
I is a kitty and I has good fun
I is entertaining everyone
Dint used to be an internet icon
Till my mom got a digital Nikon
Now she stalks me round the house
Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
Stickin that camera up my nose
Goes to compooter, she starts playin
Makes up something I might be sayin
Upload the pic for all to see,
All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear
Gettin peanut butter all over my hair
Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies
Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes
Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas
“I Can Has Cheezburger, peese?” — [chz. FTW!]
Mom still doin her photo shoot,
Good thing my little furry butt is cute
Stickin my nose in an empty dish
Lookin for an invisible fish
I has no idea what you just said
So here’s me with a pancake on my head
Now I is songcat singin this bridge
From my stage on top o’ da fridge
I is only two years of age
But I got my own MySpace page
Da silly pictures people wants
But only wit impact fonts
I keep dis up, but for how long?
Oh hi, I transpozed yur song
So I has lyric all my own
Can I has leftover to take home?
I is Emo Kitty, I has angst
I gots yur breakfast, k, thx
Invisible Walrus step on you
No, I has mighty feline fu
Yur full o’ win - Yur full o’ lose
Last Verse Kitty is not amused
I’m in yur Thai food, nibblin’ ginger
I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja
I’m in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt
I’m in yur limburger — DO NOT WANT!
0 Comments 314 weeks
There are pictures of me and my mates on Flickr at http://flickr.com/photos/craigwebste...
And more at http://xeriom.net/~craig/ -- but I'm not sure how suitable these are. If you're scared by looking at some of them then you have no one to blame but yourself; you have been warned.
0 Comments 376 weeks
If you wanted to read my blog you'd nip over to http://beer-monkey.com/
It's not that interesting to the majority of people as it's mainly filled with geekisms.