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Megan
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Female, 26,
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- from Papatoetoe
- Last active: 12/21/10
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- !Wacko Lmao
- Me, Myself, and I
- Im boring so hopefully these will put a smile on your dial!!!
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- I love.....
- My electric blanket, my ugboots, $4 drinks, g-lobe pole, redbulls n vodka, tequila, frozen cokes, pippa, ipod, credit card, shoes, my whacked jumpa, optimusprime, horses, my tongue piercing, the notebook, my fwends! , memories, hairspray (the movie), gangstaness lol, sexy bums on bois, funi movies, o and new to the list cheesy fries!!!
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about me
What month were you born in? July
3. Where do you live? Papatwotoes
D E S C R I B E Y O U R . .
Wallet: Black croc skin wit silva buckle. got old reciepts and mi vodafone n rego bills in it unpaid atm lol
Dream car: Black Ford Explorer with a horsefloat on the back!
Toothbrush: red n white
Jewellery worn daily: omg i dont wear ne jewellery at all! shame lol but if i do its usualli earrings
Pillow Case: Cream with bronze detailling
Eyes: Bluey/green im still not decided on it though!
room: Double bed WITH MY NEW OPTIMUS PRIME SOFT TOY ON IT hehe and a desk with ma laptop n uni shit on it......a dresser with all ma grly shit makeup n accessories on it, a tv n dvd playa....my dogs bed pippa...n mi swiss ball that i rarely use lol
Love life: A work in progress lol
Cologne/Perfume: Burbrury 4 special occasions n baby doll 4 everyday
Cd in stereo: dont use ma stereo got an ipod.
Piercings: ears n wen i get abs not flabs ima get ma bellybutton done haha
Wearing: boxers n t-shirt
Wanting: to get ma degree have kids and die old
What does your headline mean? Name and nickname... duh
Last thing u ate: fish
Something you are afraid of? neva being able 2 have kids
Do you like candles? not really. wuldnt waste ma muni on them
Do you like the taste of blood? Wtf?!
Do you believe in love? used 2....duno nemore.
Do you believe in soul mates? nope.
Do you like seafood? fark yea!
Do you remember your dreams? all the time! but DID U KNOW that u only can remember dreams that u wake up in the middle of....AND most people have 3-4dreams a nite, u just dont remember them!
Do you consider yourself a study freak? nope im a cram it in at the last minute freak! but im trying 2 b a study freak lately.....But its so hard!!!
What's your favorite thing to do in the place where you live? sleep
Do you like tattoos? yes they r hott! ima get one 4 ma 21st!!!
Do you burn easily in the sun? haha fark ya i luk like a tomato!
Do you speak another language other than English? if you call fob anuda language hahaha
What's something you wish you could understand better? guys!
Are you shy around a crush? nah im just myself round them. but il proli blush and avoid eyecontact
What book would you recommend to anyone? P.S i love you but they made it into a movie....but SO much better to read it....dont really like Hillary swank
Last show you watched an entire episode of? omg how sad is this i cant actualli remember!!!
Last movie you watched at home? TRANSFORMERS YEA YA!!
Got any plans for the weekend? Doing assignments....going to a partay n then clubbin afta.....o and work
Who do you miss? Doofus
Last incoming call on your cell phone? Zulu lol
What was the last thing you bought? My optimus prime soft toy and keyring lol
What do you think about the most? having kids.....lol sad but o well. o and stressin ovah uni!
0 Comments 278 weeks
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I dont really like shopping THIS much but i get it lol
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.3 Comments 286 weeks
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I had that boy!!! now ive got to find another one........
♥ Who doesnt mind if I eat more than him
♥ Who listens to all my problems and fears
♥ Who doesnt mind my sarcasm
♥ Who sings along to all my favourite songs with me
♥ Who will talk to me about anything and everything
♥ Who is never shy to hold my hand or hug me
♥ Who knows i act crazy and weird somtimes, but still loves me
♥ Who laughs at my stupid jokes then tells me they're stupid
♥ I want the boy who will hold me tight and whisper
♥♥ I Love You ♥♥
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hows you.?? long time..long time.. hope everythings G R eight wif u..
sooo whats new wif Magen these days...
Hey you skankyyy panties
cracked as night at chanelz bday!! soooo have to partyy wen i have ma baybee lol... lets do sum damage time n get chanel out again!!
Megan its Isaiah.. ive looged on my mummies bebo to give u a heart x
Megan you sexy bitch!!!! how the hell are you man?! there is a mini reunion on 28 March at Finns house of g manukau styles hard. Lemme know if you can make it k? 0212090430 cheers
hey hows you? fah when am i eva gona get a chance to see you again yo!
hey what you been up to you goin Michelles 21st, howd ya new years go
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! xx.