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Michelle Masterson
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Female, 28,
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- from Westmeath
- Member since: December 2005
- Last active: 1/7/11
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Post a Comment:- Me, Myself, and I
- 'I don't know who invented the heel, but I know we owe him alot.'
Marilyn Monroe
- The Other Half Of Me
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It was a big step.. but all is going well!
- Music
- Very very shameful -despite Lorraine and Gem's best efforts!
- Films
- Worse than my music I'm afraid... ever notice that Lindsey Lohan movies require no concentration at all?
- Sports
- Nope.. well apart from Archery of course.
- Scared Of
- getting any smaller.... and the thing that went under the fridge in Ios -what the hell was that?
- Happiest When
- Partying with the speechies, travelling (anywhere!), Lazing about with my housmates, eating velvet crunch, having pamper weekends with Anna and Deirdre, doing shots, listening to classical music, drinkin wine, being sarcastic, cuddling!
- Pet Peevs
- People patting me on the head?!! What the hell is that all about??
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Yo moma!
Ya Moma Jokes
so fat people jog around her for exercise
so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
so fat she fell in love and broke it.
so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
so fat she's got her own area code!
so fat she wakes up in sections!
so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out
so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
so fat she stepped on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
so stupid she sold her car for petrol money!
so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the line she put "O.K."
so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday,Wednesday and sometimes Friday
Yo mama so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car.0 Comments 373 weeks
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-Sheila-9/20/09ur alive!!!!! hows u??
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Niamh.7/8/09
heya michelle .... ows u...?? avnt been tlkin 2 u in ages... u will av 2 cme dwn 2 elisa's 21st.... its on d 2nd of august u will prob ere mor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Shane Salmon4/18/09sure happy birthday to ya. shane & una
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3/29/09
PostModernsleaze
bitch!!!ha ha, na, im getting a bit lusty alright, im finding myself flirting with 17 yr olds and furniture!miss you and love you lots, any fun??guess who got 4 photoshoots for NYC, bleedin supermodel i am!!!, lol
love you!!!
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Paddy Boyce3/23/09Michelle the Professional Prick!!!! Hah!
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Jen Ben2/10/09Hey Michelle hows u keeping? Any newz? Jenny x
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Moirah11/17/08
hey mich
what are you up to are you in galway still?? im crazy busy at college, but id love to see you some time if youre around!?!xxx
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Anne McFadden11/13/08aw babes, thanks for ur sweet little txt! fret not i'll be home on like the 14th of december till jan3rd, then home again on the tenth for another 2eeks or so! cant wait to get back to westside!! hah! well there'll be a few over nxt wkend 4 my bday despite the exam fest i'll be having over the next few weeks! pop over on the 5th of december. ive a presentation on the 4th but after that im takin it handy till cmas! howr the noz plans? if not b4 cmas come over next semester. the place is depressing me today actually- luckily i amnt able to hang myself cos my flat complex is modelled on a scandanavian prison in which the ceilings are deliberately lower in the bedrooms to prevent one hanging ones self. those scandanavians think of everything!
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Paddy Boyce11/12/08
well bosco? where you hidin?? how did your course on swallowing go?
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10/30/08
Cathy Moran
hey hun i actually completely forgot about that!!i dont actually know wat wed it was!!
ok well we'll organise better for next week.cant go 2m as we all goin to the island for the wkend im goin scuba diving yippee!!with a little flask of whiskey!!ok def next wk so xx
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Orla Soon To Be Murphy10/30/08
Hey hun hows u doing?? Alls well down under, paul working flat out, as for me, well i just chill on the balcony all day, no job as of yet, did temping but the financial market slowing down here but i should get something soon. So any news or sca?
Lorraine Browne 0 Repliesaw sweets how are ya??? hope all is welly!xxx
Hutchy 0 RepliesWow, that will be a great adventure! fair play 2 ya, ur dead right. Thanks very much 4 invite, but doubt i will be stirrin out at all, exams start Monday morning. Have a great night!
David Hand 0 RepliesHopefully get these exams out of the way on the first attempt, i will be @ home for the summer. next thing is ...