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Jay

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sick of the constant nonsense its horribly monstrous
Me, Myself, and I
blah blah blah as if ya care wat i say here neway
Music
Arctic Monkeys, MGMT, Kanye West, Faithless, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Stone Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Primal Scream, Placebo, All Breakbeat, Oldschool dance like fuckin darude and dune and all fuckin luv it, like sum rap 2 but sum of it annoys me like fuckin soulja boy wat the fuck is dat fool playin at!!!
Films
The Departed, Platoon, American Gangstar, No Country For Old Men, True Romance, Sin City, Groundhog Day, Clockwork Orange, Football Factory, Trainspotting, Human Traffic, Seven, Apocalypse Now, Man On Fire, Inside Man, Hudsucker Proxy, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Green Street, O Brother Where Art Thou, Lord of the Rings, Heat, Pan's Labryinth, most japanese horror films like Oldboy, Tale of Two Sisters, Battle Royale, der all animal...cud write way more but stress!!
Sports
Football is me life cudnt live without it!! MAN U TILL I DIE!!!! Tenpin bowling aswell i no unusual one but its fuckin deadly luv it!!
Scared Of
Tomatoes!!! I H8 DEM!!!! seriously get dem all away from me now!! Failing college again!!!! Falling asleep on the 75. waking up on the 75 with no shoes. Asking strangers for directions. Ever becoming one of those people who cant decide whether to get coke or diet coke. Ever becoming a double mocca frappuchino drinker.
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drinkin, sleepin, drinkin, eatin
 , drinkin, complainin, drinkin and occcasionally i like 2 hav a drink haha ah no im not an alco....hey get the fuck back here with my bottle ya little bastard!
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HELP BILL THE BABY ON HIS GOAL OF WORLD DOMINATION!! OR AT LEAST HELP ME BEAT KEV'S STUPID SO-CALLED "CHUCK NORRIS BABY"!!! POKE OR TICKLE BILL THE BABY EVERY TIME U COME ONTO MY PAGE!! DO TI!! U KNOW U WANT TO!!

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  • Not Tonight. Fuckin hilarious!!

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

    I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


    Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

    Men, repost this because you have balls

    0 Comments 251 weeks

  • Had 2 Bring Back the Chuck Norris Quotes: Feel Free to make up ones of ur own 2 4 me!!

    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it is not because he is gay, but bacause he has run out of women.

    Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" videogame, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch", Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000%.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparelleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second wednesday of the month.

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
    chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU
    RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding
    his girlfriend's bloody throat in his
    hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months
    later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that
    anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

    There are no disabled people...Only people that have met Chuck Norris.

    While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

    Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paperclips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

    Chuck Norris puts the m's on M&Ms.

    When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

    It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

    Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.

    Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

    God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for
    a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.

    New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

    Chuck Norris dri

    0 Comments 347 weeks

  • Do It!!

    1. ..give me ur number?
    2. ..love me?
    3. ..let me kiss u?
    4. ..watch a movie with me?
    5. ..hav dinner with me?
    6. ..drive me sumwhere?
    7. ..take a shower with me?
    8. ..be my gf?
    9. ..tell me u think im cute?
    10. ..buy me a drink if i didnt hav the money?
    11. ..take me home for the nite? my house r ur house?
    12. ..let me sleep in ur bed?
    13. ..kiss me?
    14. ..have sex with me?
    15. do u think im attractive, sexy, beautiful r hot?
    16. do u like my style?
    17. do u think im funny?
    18. do u care about me?
    19. ..dance with me?
    20. ..singhappy birthday

    1 Comment 349 weeks

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    10/25/10
  • luv Rachel Somerville

    heya hun its my bday on the 28th november in mc gowans hope you can make it xxx

    10/26/09
  • Eimear Oconnor
    Eimear Oconnor

    hey darlin drinkin in liams sat night for halloween me and steph are gettin drink friday let me no if ur comin and ya can all stay too

    10/24/09
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    luv Sinead Fitzmaurice

    ha yeah sure i still avnt applied 4 my test yet waitin ta get my nct done 1st, emm ended up in town on fri 4 one of da girls in works b-day den jus had a few drinks on sat. wat ya end up doin? ha i no yeah wer gona av ta organise a nite ou soon, get orla n dat ta go aswell :D get locked haha :D x x x

    8/16/09
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    luv Sinead Fitzmaurice

    my sis was sayin ur startin ta drive now?? hows dat goin 4 ya? ahhh dont worry my lifes jus as borin :( ya gettin upta anythin gud 4 da wkend? wen ya gona cum ou wit us again? x x x

    8/8/09
  • Conan
    Conan

    You playing the qualifier?? How's bowling going for you

    8/7/09 via Mobile
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    luv Sinead Fitzmaurice

    nah not really, wat bout u?? went marley park on sun was animal so it was. did ya go?? hows u? ya any news? x x x x

    8/4/09
  • Conan
    Conan

    Oi oi.. Are the world cup qualifier entries out chap??

    7/30/09 via Mobile
  • HoLlers

    Drinks in mine on tues?! U beta b der!? Its bin 2 long x x

    7/26/09
  • Les Lest Lester.
    luv Les Lest Lester.

    THEEYY TOOOOOOOOK OUUUR JOBBS! HAHA DAT WAS ON LAST NITE! sorry i didnt wb im never on dis but anyway yeah stayin outta trouble.....wat do u really think aye!?! haha yeah man same shit different day 2 be honest what bout urself? we need 2 get a few brews soon man havnt seen u in ages my man! wb when u can boss! peace! I HATE U KYLE!

    7/13/09
  • Conan
    Conan

    Ah not too bad.. It just pissed rain today.. Starting to clear up dog.. Seen so many homeboys here it unreal.. N saw a crack whore.. She was a wreck n I mean n proper wreck.. Start bowling tomorrow night.. Can't wait to start playing.. Throwing it good for a while so hopefully it continues over this side of the water

    7/11/09 via Mobile
  • Conan
    Conan

    You dirty cunt.. What's the crack son?? What you been up to for the summer??

    7/11/09 via Mobile
  • HoLlers

    Hey hey hun bun!? o_O o_O o_O Hws u?? 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8 Avnt seen u in 4EVA!? :( :( :( :( :( Nyways!? Ny news 4 me?? :B :B :B :B :B Im boppin away at home!? No1s ere!? Stef just left nd mum ??? Got a job assessment 2mz!? WOOOOOOOW Mite actually b workin at sumit i lik!? :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ya x x x

    7/8/09
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    luv Sinead Fitzmaurice

    ahhh very gud well done darlin, so wat r ur plans now?? ya gona stay on in da plex 4 a bit r do sumthin else?? yeah but tink of da gud times like aslan lol if der playin in ucd again next yr we still av ta go :P its alrite orlas still a student so we can use her ta get in haha x x x

    6/22/09
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    luv Sinead Fitzmaurice

    ahh im grand stuck in work aswell :( its real quiet tho n im all on my own wit nuthin ta do haha as long as da nite was worth it, nuthin worse den bein hungover after a crap nite lol how did ya get on in ur college exam, ya pass?? x x x

    6/21/09
  • Sinead Fitzmaurice
    Sinead Fitzmaurice

    hey jay how r u darlin avnt talked ta ya in ages wat u been upta l8ly? ya any news? x x x x sori no luv left

    6/20/09
  • HoLlers

    Hey hey my wee petal!? o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O Awh avnt seen ya in ages!? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Dats nt d bestest!? Makes me sad i misses ya loads!? S E S S I O N wed nd u beta b der bitch!? Sud b a laff!?:L 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) Ahhhhh id h8 2 b workin 2day!? Im bein a bum nd smokin few spliffs!? Lv always x x x Best way 2 b lol:L :P :D

    6/15/09
  • HoLlers

    Ye ws sessionin in GINGs lst nite!? gud laff alri!? Nd ye wickla it is!? Where else wud ya find me 2 b honest!? :L :L :L :L x x

    5/15/09
  • HoLlers

    WOOOW!?!? Em headin ou drinkin again 2ni!? Nd 2mz 4 1 of my bitches bdays!? x

    5/15/09