So you know I'm in school. Well, there's this guy I go to school with, he's pretty cool. Anyway, we are assigned a speech for one of our classes. It's supposed to be an Occasional Speech, meaning a speech you would give at something like a wedding or a funeral. Anyway, we're sitting in class when Josh gets up to give his speech. When he starts in I find out it's all about me! It's a wedding toast to Ron (won't disclose which one) and I! He goes on to tell stories (not true, of course) of he and I going to Hooters on his 18th birthday and mooning everyone. Then, he states that I was his babysitter until the 8th grade! Last, and the best (NOT) is the story of the two of us streaking through Wal-Mart and me falling down in the laungerie isle! Everyone was laughing really hard and I was SOOOO embarassed. So, to make a long story longer, JOSH IS A DEAD MAN!