If you haven't experienced a 5/7 Riego night out you won't understand this .....

1. Red dress night has to be first!!
2. Rosalind thinking that Norway was Fife.
3. Liam getting electrocuted by Nat's straighteners.
4. Waxing Jimmy and Liam's legs when they were drunk.
5. When the boys dressed up as girls.
6. Jimmy walking into a pole...sober and having to go to A&E.
7. Jimmy being sick in Rosalind's room after trying to keep up with Gordy all night!
8. Jimmy being sick in Liam's sink and using Liam's toothbrush to clean it...he didn't find out till months after
9. Rosalind getting a taxi from Cav to Riego haha.
10. Liam 'throwing' Nat's fags out the window and getting a bleeding nose as a consequence.
11. When Gordy sat outside for 2 hours when he was wasted when he did actually have a key to get in.
12. Jimmy taking "Magic mushrooms"
13. Nat starting a fight outside Cav.
14. Walking in on Jimmy getting a blow job - just don't steal my sunshine ok?!
15. Nicola's ginger pubes haahaa!
16. Nicola's dirty talks.
17. Nat and Nicola's four bottle of wine night - legendary!
18. Homeless guy coming to our door looking for his hot girlfriend (aye right mate dream on) and Rosalind having to talk to him while Nat and Daniela pissed themselves laughing.
19. Rosalind tripping over the homeless man outside Costcutter.
20. Rosalind bringing the married guy home!
21. Rosalind and her introduction to the flatmates - "eh how do i get rid of this guy iv got another one coming in 45 minutes"!
22. Nat accusing Jimmy of not living here on the first night.
23. Liam attending at most 12 hours of uni this year and somehow passing his exams?!
24. Liam when drunk - need I say anymore?!
25. The trials and tribulations of the Rosalind and Jimmy romance.
26. Liam "looking after Rosalind" and smacking her head against the wall.
27. Liam's mum introducing him when he moved in.
28. Nat falling down the stairs on her birthday in front of the flat one boys.
29. Jordyn tripping and spraining her wrist at Nat's 18th.
30. Rosalind pulling a certain white boy! (You know what am talkin about )
31. Nat/Rosalind/Daniela Sundays - those were the days!
32. Gordy and the girl in the strip club - hahaha.
33. Pissy pants - no further explanation required!
34. Rosalind and Nat getting chucked out of Cav - on seperate occasions!
35. John Dudgeon using the iron to make a cheese toastie!! (Yeh guys, thats why the iron doesnt work by the way!!)
36. Natalies Oral Herpes story she gave Rosalind!!!
37. McGill being sick in Nat's sink.
38. Keith and Weiner on the seats
39. Rosalind's Gala dancing video!
40. Nat's 5ive Megamix dance.
41. Oasis Wonderwall - kitchen utensils make a great drumkit you know
42. Chanter pub quiz names - 'Christian loves Rosalind' and 'Riego Bike' - yeh Roz you dirty shhhlaaaag!!...i didnt appreciate that one!!
43. Girls flat quiz - Rosalind beating Nat by half a mark 18/40-17.5/40...wot can i say, i am a genius!!
44. Nat waking to a randomer in bed that wasn't there when she got in it!
45. The legendary point sheet. Yeh Jimmy your the dirty stop out!!
46. Liams 'Going downstairs' story!!
47. Nadine and Liam. Awwww haha.
48. Liam waking up with morning glory after sharing a bed with Ede - are you sure there isnt something you want to tell us?!
49. Finding out liam did gymnastics!!
50. Finding a certain cream in jimmys room!!!

But just after finishing this list Nicola came out with "Smack it and Ride the waves!!!" Bloody hilarious!!!

Needless to say this had been one awesome year!!!
xxxx

Well, the night began with a trip to tesco express for one bottle of beverage, when infact we left with 6 different varieties..this proved to be a problem for rosalinds stomach later on in the story...
all ready, having a few drinks and making a few videos as you do when the door bell rings. Natalie and i sit in the kitchen while rosalind answers probably expecting to see irish steve or is it pete?! she finds a 2 toothed chubby little man accusing her of having his tall blonde stunning very well educated female who he ALMOST PULLED......uh huh.... in the flat with us having a party!! sorry what?
we had no idea what he was talking about, infact i dont think he did either. but he babbled on for approximately 40 minuts whilst me and nat stood sniggering in the corner at the fact rosalind was quite drunk at this point and having to deal with this man and the fact we couldnt understand how he had got into the halls in the first place and chosen our place to come to!i thought maybe we were actually on candid camera for a moment! The hilarity continued on to cav were rosalind began to not be able to stand, so nat and i bundled her into a taxi and danced with lyle for probably 3 hours without a single trip to the bar or a seat! impressive? yes.I decided to launch my phone across the dance floor during one of my supreme dance moves, so had to scrammble around like a retard for a while to discover lyle infact had it all along. super!
End of the evening we were hopng to visit ghandi for some munch but he was sadly closed. so someone tried to convince us to go with them to an all night bakery?! as if that exists!We then got magicly promoted to handing out edith bowman leaflets at 4am by the cav people so that was also interesting! Arriving home we discovered a trail of all Rosalinds things to her room, then we delighted in waking up rosalind who couldnt actually recognise it was us at this point and probably wasnt actually sure were she was, by dancing around in her room for a while and repeatidly wondering if she would like some pizza or macaroni. As you normally would do at aproximately 4.30.well what a fun night had by all but
that is a highly watered down version of sunday nights extravaganza!