Bebo rules

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.one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

.two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

.three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

.four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

.five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

.six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

.seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

.eight.
Little 1st years who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!

.nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

.ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them)
Pass it on then!!

.eleven.
And if you open a message and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you (oh dear)

So... message me if you put this up or I wont know.

Like omg if you don't repost this in like 1 second, at midnight a 3 eyed bloody corpse will come and... but if you do it at midnight your true love will...SHUT THE SHIZZLE UP!!! I'm sorry but it aint gonna happen !! Don't get excited. But please repost it anyway :]

Love, me
xXx <3 xXx

Name: imogen
Nicknames: immy, imz, jim, jimmy, jimmogen, jimbob, pops, popsicle, anymore or are we done!?!?...
Starsign: Aquarius!!
School: HIGGGH SCHOOOOOL
Location: a hamlet!! no we have a church and a school and even a shop where i come from!!
Colour of eyes: Blue
Hair colour: Brown/Blonde, whatever really
Shoe Size: 5/5.5/6
Brothers/Sisters: i haaave 3 brothers, dont mess!
Live with: Mum&Dad and everyone else, our house always has people in it!!
-----------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Missed school bcoz it was raining: erm, not that i can remember, pretty lame reason!
* Set fire 2 urself for amusment: i set fire to myself, but not for amusment!! they should make matches longer and candles easier to light!!
* Been in a car accident: hell yea, millions
* Been hurt emotionally: wha?
* Kept a secret from everyone: Yep
* Had an imaginary friend: yea! still do :s, cept aint so imaginary no more!
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: what are animate characters? does bugsbunney count? and woody!!!! and shrek!! are they animated ones?
* Been on stage: yea!!
* Been sarcastic: i try not to but it comes out
------------------FAVOURITES------------------
* Shampoo: john frieda BLONNNDE!!
* Colour/shade: pastel pink,blue and green, or neon green
* Summer/Winter: winter
* Cartoon Characters: erm, no
* Drink: water!!! or something soft, and TEA!! yorkshire, of course
* Movies: Anchorman
* Ice Cream : Ben&Jerrys cookie dough
---------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: jeans, polo top
* What color underpants: pink
* I'm feeling: sleepy
* Eating: nothing
* Drinking: nothing
* Talking to: myself? or yu meen msn ??

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: ha yes!
* Met someone new: no
* Cleaned your room: yup
* Drove a car: no, tractor, yeaaaa

--------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
* Yourself: meening?
* Santa Claus: no, damn you charlie!!!
* Tooth Fairy: not when i foudn them in my mums bin
* ghosts: my god yes!!!
* Angels: erm, dont know
* UFO's/intelligent life in space: dont know

--------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you believe in soul mates?: When i find one probably, and there were soom i thought i had!! obviously not!
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes! deep and meaningful releationship! x
* Do you like anyone?: ^
* Who have u known the longest of your friends: charliiiiiiiie, ive known cassie and aparantley livi about the same amount of time though
* Who's the loudest: erm, dunno
* The shyest: probably me
* Who's the weirdest: sadie...
* when did u cry the most: probably when i was younger and wanted sweets, or maybe when my rabbit died
* What is the best feeling(s) in the world?: happiness

-----------------FOR EVERYONE TO FILL OUT-----------------
* Silver or gold: silver
* Sunset or sunrise:either, both nice
* Have you ever gone skinny dipping: haha, i'll say not yet!
* Have you ever broken/sprained/fracturtured a bone?: yea, wrists
* Have you ever played strip poker?: noo
* Do you have any piercings?: ears
* Rain, sun or snow?: snow!! cept for the after snow, thats rubbish
* How is the weather right now?: sunny and warm!
* Do u like cookies?: yeeeeeeeea
* What makes you happy?: acheivment
* Are u too shy to ask someone out?: depends who
* What's the stupidest thing u have ever done? omg, ive dont alot of stupid things!! lieing can be pretty stooopid, **dig dig dig**

Me
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[#] I have some scars.
[#]-at times! I wish my hair was a different colour
[#] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[#] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[#] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[#] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[#] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[#] I've sworn at my parents.
[#] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[#] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[#] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[#] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[#] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[#] I almost always do my homework.
[ ]-not at once I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honour Roll
[#]-if that meens underacheived I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've skipped school.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[#] I've glued my hand to something.(TECHNOLOGY!)
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.


Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[#]-was so pretty! I've seen a shooting star.
[#] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[#] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[#] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[#] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[#] I've been an abuse victim.
[ ]hah I've gone skinny dipping.
[#] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car
[#] I've been Skiing.
[#] I've been in a play.
[#]-well duh! I've met someone in person from the internet.
[#] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ]-what are they? I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ]-day I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[#] I've played a prank on someone.
[#] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[#]-by accidnt I've eaten Sushi.
[#] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[#] I miss someone right now
[ ] I have a fear of commitment.
[#] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I'm in love.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[#] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[#] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[#] I am a cuddler.
[#] I've been kissed in the rain.
[#] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[ ] I've accidentally flashed someone.
[ ] I've purposefully flashed someone.
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual
[ ] I've slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex.
[#] I've bitten someone.
[#] I've been bitten. sadie
[ ] I've had fooled around with a member of the same sex.
[ ] I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
[ ] I've slept with a co-worker.
[ ] I've made out in an elevator.
[ ] I've had sex in a car.
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had sex in the shower.
[ ] I've had sex in a sibling's bed.
[ ] I've had sex in a parent's bed. GREAT LORD!

Honesty/Crime

[ ] I am a terrible liar.
[#]YES!!! I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[#] I've snuck out of my house.
[#] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[#] I am keeping a secr