When you're driving and LOOKING for an address why do you always turn the radio down? where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries dead? whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp? If there's nothing to eat in the frigde why are constanly going back and looking for food? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle have the same tune? Why did you just sing both tunes to check if i'm right? Fool. Why cant women never put on mascara on with their mouth closed?. Why don't u ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?. Why dont sheep shrink?.....Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?...Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

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You Hανє A Cυтє ______.

You Mαкє Mє ______.

You Sнσυld ______.

Sσмєdαу I Wιll ______.

You + Mє = ______.

You Dєѕєяνє ______.

If I Sαω You Nαкєd Rιgнт Nσω I'd ______.

I Nєνєя Wαииα Sєє You ______.

I Wσυld Bυιld A ______ Jυѕт Fσя You.

I Wσυld ______ Jυѕт Tσ Mαкє You Hαρρу.

Wнєи Yσυя Oldєя You Wιll ______.

I Wσυld Gєт Yσυя Nαмє Tαттσσєd Oи Mу ______.

If I Cσυld Sιиg Yσσн Aиу Sσиg Iт Wσld Bє ______.

If Tнєяє Wαѕ Aиутнιи I Cσυld Cнαиgє Aвσυт You Iт Wσυld Bє ______.

Wє Cσυld _________ Uиdєя Tнє Sтαяѕ.

Lσνє,
______.

P.S. ______.

Do it guys....it's true!!!
WHEN i RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- FOLLOW ME


WHEN i POUT MY LiPS
- KiSS ME


WHEN i KiCK
- HUG ME TiGHT


WHEN i CALL YOU CRAZY
- iM CRAZY ABOUT YOU


WHEN i AM SiLENT
- iM THiNKiNG OF HOW TO SAY i LOVE YOU


WHEN i iGNORE YOU
- i WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTiON


WHEN i PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAiST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO


WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME iM BEAUTiFUL


WHEN i SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME


WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKiNG
- SNEAK UP BEHiND ME, & REST UR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER


iF I DONT CALL YOU
- iM WAiTiNG BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR CALL


WHEN iM SCARED
- HOLD ME BY THE WAiST


WHEN i LOOK LiKE SOMETHiNGS THE MATTER
- KiSS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHiNG WiLL BE ALRiGHT


WHiLE i HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WiTH MY FiNGERS







1). Leave her cute text messages.

2). Kiss her in front of your friends.

3). Trust her over everyone else.

4). Tell her she looks beautiful.

5). Look her in the eye when you talk to her.

6). Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh.

7). Let her mess with your hair.

. Just walk around with her.

9). Include her in pretty much everything you do.

10). When she crys do whatever to make her smile.

11). Forgive her for her mistakes.

12). Look at her like she's the only girl you see.

13). Tickle her even if she says stop.

14). When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her.

15). Let her fall asleep in your arms.

16). Get her mad, then kiss her.

17). Tease her and let her tease you back.

1 . Stay up with her all night when she's sick.

19). Watch her favorite movie.

20). Kiss her forehead.

21). Write her letters.

22). Let her wear your clothes.

23). When she's sad, hang out with her.

24). Let her know she is important.

25). Let her take all the photos of you she wants.

26). Surprise her with flowers for no reason

27). Kiss her in the rain.

2 . And when you fall in love with her, tell her.

29). And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before