- Me, Myself, and I
iv got a question.....who was the first person to look at a cow and say im going to squeese those dangly things and see what happens??
DO YA KNOW WHOS SOME LEGEND...PIGEON!
Niall heffernan was found dead in his hotel room with what inital reports claimed was a hen in his mouth, however it has now been confirmed that it was indeed a cock!
Gentlemen, simp.. simp... simplest is best!
god damn it sean, i dont want to know how big your penis is!!
willie stop writing on your hand during maths!!God damn it its distracting and I WANT TO LEARN!!
- I like music. do you like music?
- something that will make me laugh, cry or wet myself!
....a combination of all three is always good.
- sitting on the toilet and of course touching myself
- Scared Of
- seán kenehan shaving his sideburns....dont do it seán its not worth it!!
- Happiest When
Im always happy!
- THE LEAVING CERT!!
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1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4(a). Do you hav a crush on me?.........
4(b). would you kiss me
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
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You wouldn’t ask why the rose that grew from concrete had damaged petals
On the contrary, we would all celebrate its tenacity
We would all love its will to reach the sun
Well, we are the roses
This is the concrete
And these are my damaged petals
don’t ask me why
But thank god
ask me how
Mamma’s just a little girl
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There once was a town named "6" in West Virginia.
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