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Si Shaw
- Male, 25
- from Hell
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- Last active: 12/11/10
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- My mission has failed, I have fallen deep into the abyses of hell
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"Head loves Kareoke"-John Dorian, aka the floating head doctor
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Como se dice "the roadshow"?
- Question From Owner of Bar 3am Yesterday:
- "Simon, do we have any vintage armagnac? Ill lock myself in the back bar, so you can go now."
- Reply:
- "Yes we have the Baron 86, thanks Ranald."
- Ranald:
- "Dont you dare tip that pint down the sink though, down it."
- Most Deceptively Fat Man in the World
- Leezo off Newsround(when will he get a proper job?)
- Person Most in Need of Immediate Medical Care
- D-REW
- Best Adjective Used to Describe Me Recently
- "Beautiful"(thanks to the fat drunk Alaskan woman at the bar the other night)
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Lyrics To Mr T's Song....See My Current Flashbox
This song was voted one of the most embarassing moments of the 80's. It even beat David Hasselhoff singing on top of the Berlin wall in a jacket that lit up when he hit the high notes. So its good. Real Good
Mother!
There is no other
like Mother!
So treat her right!
Mother!
I always love her!
My Mother!
So treat her right!
M is for the moan and the miserable grown
from the pain that she felt when I was boan.
O is for the oven with its burnin’ heat,
where she stood, makin’ sure I had somethin’ to eat.
T is for the time that she stayed up night,
and took my temperature when I wasn’t feelin’ right.
H is for the hard-earned money she spent
to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da rent.
E is for every wrinkle that I put on her face,
and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late.
The last letter R is that she taught me respect,
and for the room up in heaven that I know she’ll get!
Mother!
There is no other
like Mother!
So treat her right!
Mother!
I always love her!
My Mother!
So treat her right!
Treat her right!
Treat her right! Treat your Mother right!
Treat her right! Treat her right!
She's a queen, second to none!
Take care of Mother!
You only get one!
Treat her right! Treat your Mother right!
Treat her right! Treat her right!
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Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Alan shuts the door and presses the door lock down firmly. Jed gestures him to wind down the window. Alan does, about half way.]
Jed:Ill see you next week, then. We?ll have that pint.
Alan:Yip.
Jed:Go and see my brother.
Alan:No way you big spastic! You?re a mentalist!
[Alan accelerates away quickly. Jed chases him for a few yards.]
Jed:Come back! I?ll rip your bloody head off! Come back!
[About a hundred yards past Jed?s house, the dirt track comes to an end. Alan stops his car.]
Alan:[Panicking] Dead end! Where?s the road? Where?s the road?
[He abandons his car and runs off, remembering to remote lock it behind him. He dashes down a short path, then leaps over a stile, panting hard. The credits roll as Alan sprints across a ploughed field, nearly tripping up.]
Alan:??????? He?s a mentalist!
[Checking he?s not being followed, Alan nearly trips up for a second time. He waits for a few seconds, his hands on his knees, catching his breath. Then he races off again.]
Alan:??????? Help me someone!
[Alan runs on.]
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Knighthood for the Man???
Sven-Goran Eriksson was sorry for England's failure at the World Cup. In fact he was so sorry he repeated how sorry he was nine times to make the point. Sorry England had lost on penalties. Sorry England had not won the World Cup. Sorry England had not done better. Sorry for the fans, squad and even the media - although he stressed only a little bit.
It was a comprehensive apology for an apology of a World Cup campaign.
Eriksson's words cut little ice and did not bear close examination, because events in Germany have summed up his reign and ensured his apologies had a distinctly hollow ring. England's hopes were hyped to the maximum, by the players as well as the media, and yet Eriksson presided over a failure that was not even heroic compared to past exits on penalties.
Eriksson looked genuinely upset as he bade his farewells to Baden Baden earlier than he planned. What he hoped would be a warm-down with his players after a glorious victory against Portugal was replaced by a grilling from his long-time inquisitors.
Eriksson departs after five-and-a-half years with England cementing a reputation as world football's flatliners. Reach the last eight and get knocked out - the quarter-final coach remained true to his old traditions right to the end.
He has been paid well in excess of £20m by the Football Association and the price on the ticket was a major trophy in the cupboard at Soho Square. Eriksson has not even come close to cashing in, and that is why he must leave with the label of expensive failure.
He has made mistakes, but he saved some of his worst for a World Cup in which England were handed the group from heaven and a less-than-hazardous path to glory. Eriksson's original squad was almost an act of black comedy.
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Jenna Mackie11/20/10Got a new facebook account..... add my profile http://goo.gl/g28Cd
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Danny Foy2/15/07need to talk to you mate! also i'm up for skiiing...hope i can arange it, when is a good time to phone? miss u BUDDY!
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Fred Village1/7/07yeh mate its gd out her you no its just snowed a shit load so the snow is inny and i have a full time job so i can earn a shit load and then the world shall be my oyster ehhh.
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Fred Village1/6/07
really mate
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Skye Marsden12/30/06really simon shaw???? you're in south america!!!!! xxx
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Tom Hurst12/29/06http://reservations.bookhostels.com/... What do you think mate? Maybe Hotel plaza Londres (reminder of home) and its on 15 USD a night for you me and the big man to involve ourselves in a triple room with ensuite bathroom, so 5 USD each so.... But I need to check that its in a good area of Santiago Luisa is 00541157605399 - no prank calls mate or I will come down on you like a ton of bricks... and leave you to fend for yourself in the airport! HA jokes
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Danny Foy12/28/06
yeah do mate, sorry if i was a bit unresponsive the other night, i was fucked. As usual. love the text mate..talk soon x
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Rob Hutchinson12/28/06haha i didnt know about that one cause i never get a chance to follow anything appart from the cricket on the big screens! england are bull shit but still looking forward to joining the barmy army after new year! haha wasps lost to a saints 2nd team!! ill ring you on friday cause i dont know what my number is, ok?? thats hidi that youve got flu... poor caki!!x
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Fred Village12/27/06
0033678332931. we can make it short and sweet.. happpy xmas little
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Tom Hurst12/26/06
What is your flight number, is it from heathrow?? 8:25 pm, perfeck we can hit it straight away, I hope you are hideously hungover/jetlagged when I meet you... me and the big man cant wait to see you. Thank you david
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Jenna Mackie12/26/06
simono...what day are u leaving again??did u enjoy your xmas?xxxx
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Rob Hutchinson12/26/06
si mate how you doing?? happy christmas?? when do you leave for travels???x
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Tom Warren12/25/06oi...shaw... (in craig's voice)... will you be returning to london before your departure?x
remember mate, you are welcome in Glasgow anytime.
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