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Ian

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  • Male, 21, Luv 13
  • from Brisbane QLD
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 1,980
  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 11/11/10
  • www.bebo.com/Living_A_Risk
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About Me

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I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning to.
Me, Myself, and I
Me, My Self And I
Sports
Channel surfing
The 10 Commandments
1. Never stop Rocking.

2. Legalize all drugs.

3. Quit your day job.

4. All Religion should be taxed.

5. Cut down on carbohydrates.

6. Fuck her gently.

7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.

8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.

9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.

10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Never hold your farts in
they travel up the spine
into your brain
and thats where shitty ideas come from.

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  • Two Nuns On A Run

    Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?

    SM: Yes, I wonder what be wants.

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.

    SM: It is not working.

    SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.

    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.

    So the man decided to go after Sister Logical and Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical. Thank God you are here. Tell us what happened.

    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me.

    SM: So, what happened? Please tell us.

    SL: The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as fast as I could.

    SM: So what happened?

    SL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as fast as he could.

    SM: And what else?

    SL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.

    SM: Oh, no! What did you do then?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.

    SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her habit up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

    And you thought this was a dirty joke...

    0 Comments 265 weeks

  • Do It

    Put:
    Y= Yes
    N = No
    M= Maybe

    WOULD YOU?
    [_] Go out with me?
    [_] Give me your number?
    [_] Kiss me?
    [_] Let me kiss you?
    [_] Watch a movie with me
    [_] Be my gf? {that better Jess:P }
    [_] Have a fling with me?
    [_] Let me buy you a drink?
    [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
    [_] Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
    [_] Have a relationship with me?
    [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
    [_] Dance with me?
    [_] Spank that arse?
    [_] Say yes if I asked you out?
    [_] Get wasted with me?
    [_] Hang out with me?
    [_] Bring me around your friends?

    D0 Y0U...
    [_] Think I’m cute?
    [_] Think I’m hot?
    [_] Want to kiss me?
    [_] Want to cuddle with me?
    [_] Want to hook up with me?

    AM I...
    [_] Smart?
    [_] Cute?
    [_] Funny?
    [_] Cool?
    [_] Loveable?
    [_] Adorable?
    [_] Compassionate?
    [_] Annoying?
    [_] Great to be with?
    [_] Attractive?

    1 Comment 273 weeks

  • Here's a short quiz:

    1. What does a man do on two legs that a dog does on three legs that a woman does sitting down?
    2. What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
    3. What is a four letter word for intercourse that ends in "k"?

    1. Shake hands.
    2. Legs.
    3. Talk.

    Mine:P

    1. Piss
    2. Tits
    3.Fuck

    0 Comments 277 weeks

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  • .Amy.
    luv .Amy.

    Iannnn :) how are you?? It's been ages since we've talked ayee. I miss you :)

    9/21/09
  • .Amy.
    luv .Amy.

    Ian.. Shit it's been a while. How are you? How's clairvo??? Pretty sure you should come visit sooon lol. Naww missin you buddy. Talk soon. Amy.

    9/16/08
  • .Amy.
    luv .Amy.

    Ian! your like a bebo expert now. How do i change my display name - Amy R <--- that one. And how do i put my profile on so randoms cant see it ??

    4/11/08
  • .Amy.
    .Amy.

    72% of my quiz or something like that .... i see some one knows a bit about me :P . lol good job.

    4/7/08
  • .Amy.
    luv .Amy.

    Oh yay thank you Ian, i feel loved now. i got bebo again just so i can annoy you all the time hahahaha.

    4/6/08
  • Shannon.
    Shannon.

    hey ian how are u ?????

    1/26/08
  • Mata El Glamour.
    Mata El Glamour.

    GAYLORDDDDDDDDD! PUK YOU IAN!! Im gonna bash you.. AGAIN. =p xxxx

    12/2/07
  • AnGel Zz Devil
    AnGel Zz Devil

    Haay suppity sup Ian? btw: did you know I hated you? Lolz you where pissing me N cara of in the mornin, SO NOT COOL ttyl

    11/23/07
  • Shannon.
    Shannon.

    DON'T MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT ME OR CALL ME I DONT WANT TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT YOU. ERASE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS. SERIOUSLY!! BECAUSE MY DENTIST SAID TO STAY AWAY FROM REALLY SWEET THINGS LIKE YOU IF U R HOT THAT MEANS UR PARENTS WERE HAVING GOOD SEX...AND DAMM UR ONE OF THEM AND THAT MEANS UR PARENTS WERE WORKING IT THAT NITE PASS THIS ALL 2 ALL UR GOOD LOKIN FRIENDZ IF U GET 2 BACK UR UGLY IF U GET 4 BACK UR OK IF U GET 6 BACK UR CUTE IF U GET 8 BACK UR HOT ASS HELL

    10/28/07
  • I Love Lauren
    I Love Lauren

    ur a dum assssssssss dont call me an assss

    10/5/07
  • Johanas A
    Johanas A

    wtf its u far never new do u even knw me i dont think so na jks ow

    10/2/07
  • Shannon.
    Shannon.

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    10/1/07
  • Shannon.
    Shannon.

    i repeat no one likes a show of Ian ok lol

    9/30/07
  • Shannon.
    Shannon.

    ok I an we talked about this no one likes a show off and i was bored anyways how are u ?

    9/30/07