At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

how sex starts!!

.a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5.

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this.

1)Giv me ur number?
(2)Kiss me?
(3)Let me kiss u?
(4)Watch a movie wit me?
(5)Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
(6)Be my bf/gf?
(7)Have a fling with me?
( Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of ur friends?
(9)Would u let me sleep in ur bed?
(10)Sing kareoke w/ me?
(11)Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
(12)Re-post this for me to answer ur questions?
(13)Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
(14)Do u care about me?
(15)Do u love me?
(16)Wood you cry if i died?
(17)Wood u visit me if i were sick?
(1 Wood u stop me if i tried to commit suicide?
(19)Wood u dance with me?
(20)Would you sing happy birthday to me?