Cavan Love Story

An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that
she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes
to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a
mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach
villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
You'll ride her again!!!"