12 reasons to date a Rugby Player

1. We no how to hit in all the rite ways

2. Can any1 say spandex?

3. We always scream and yell

4. Open to performing in groups

5. We do it in 15 difernt positions repeatdly

6. We dnt stop till we score

7. Wer used to workin wit our hands

8. Not only can we tap dat,we hit dat...HARD!

9. We no wen to ease up and wen to push harder

10.We no how to make you scream for more

11. We know how to slide in and out.

12. we know were the right spot to hit is

Bedroom Grand National

The Line up:
>>[
>> >In lane 1. Passionate Lady
>> >
>> >In lane 2. Bare Belly
>> >
>> >In lane 3. Silk Panties
>> >
>> >In lane 4. Conscience
>> >
>> >In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
>> >
>> >In lane 6. Clean Sheets
>> >
>> >In lane 7. Thighs
>> >
>> >In lane 8. Big Willy
>> >
>> >In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
>> >
>> >In lane 10. Merry Cherry
>> >
>> >AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
>> >Conscience is left behind at the gate.
>> >
>> >Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
>> >
>> >Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
>> >
>> >Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Willy is in a
>> >dangerous spot
>> >
>> >AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
>> >It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Willy is pushing in.
>> >
>> >Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
>> >
>> >Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
>> >
>> >Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Willy.
>> >
>> >AT THE STRETCH:
>> >
>> >Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
>> >
>> >Bare Belly is making a final push.
>> >
>> >Big Willy is in and Passionate Lady is coming inside.
>> >
>> >AT THE FINISH:
>> >
>> >It's Big Willy giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady
>> >takes everything Big Willy has to offer.
>> >
>> >It looks like a dead heat but Big Willy comes through with one
>> >final thrust and wins by a head...
>> >
>> >Bare Belly slows,
>> >
>> >Thighs weakens,
>> >
>> >Heavy Bosom pulls up,
>> >
>> >and Clean Sheets never had a chance

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
>
>1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
>serious."
>(Alan Minter)
>
>2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
>this
>morning and it was amazing ! "
>(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
>
>3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
>of
>him."
>(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
>
>4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
>(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
>
>5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
>my body."
>(Winston Bennett)
>
>6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
>behind it,
>which is identical."
>(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
>
>7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
>mother."
>(Greg Norman)
>
>8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
>the same thing again."
>(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
>
>9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
>winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
>(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
>
>10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
>president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
>
>11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>eleven Dicks on the field"
>(Metro Radio)
>
>12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
>hang in the air for even longer."
>(David Acfield)
>
>13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
>you stay in football?"
>(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
>
>14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
>opening his legs and showing his class."
>(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
>
>15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
>well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
>balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just
>said?!!!"
>(US PGA Commentator)
>
>16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
>the blue is behind the brown."
>(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
>
>17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
>was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>weatherman and
>asked...
>
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>
>... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
>did too as they were laughing so hard!
>
>18."He's just smashed the world record, this is >unbelievable!!!what is he doing? he's still going. oh wait
> there's still another lap to go."