(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game/play on the computer/tinker with your car.. before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time with you.

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

( Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

-high school started at 8.30am but now anything before noon is early.
- there is more alcohol than food in the fridge.
- you can do 1000 things with mince, and figured out the perfdect way to cook 2 minute noodles.
- you get more sleep in class then bed (what a fucking easy slut)
- the weekend lasts from wednesday till monday.
- you have numbers on your phone such as "sketchy sam" and "alcohol guy".
- You know the exact closing times of all the fast food places in town.
- you buy $6 bottles of wine.
- you only do laundry once you have run out of all your underwear.
- you go to the supermarket more than 3 times a week.
- you charge 50c to your eftpos card,
- finding strangers asleep on your couch is nothinng out of the ordinaary.
- you try to study but procrastinate by eating, cleaning and rearranging your room again.
- at least 20% of your furniture is made out of crates,
- finding a dollar on your floor is the highlight of your day.
- someone leaves a plate or cup in your flat and you hide it before they ask for it.
- you stock up on condiments such as sugar and tomato sauce sachets.
- if you live in wellington (yeah representing) and dont have a car all your shoes have holes in them.
- You try to steal rolls of other peoples toilet paper.
- getting mail and parsels is like christmas
- you talk about drinking games like they were sports.
- you have 3 couches and none of them match.
- you ask people what YOU did last night.
- you travelled home with bags full of dirty clothes.
- the only purpose your table has now is to play beer pong.
- you actually konw what beer pong is (hey i knew what it was anyhow)
- sometimes you wear earplugs to bed (especially when your asian is having sex)
- you skip class to write a paper for another.
- you attend meetings and join clubs for the free food.
- you frequently ask for things such as can i pay $1.30 in cash and 70 cents on eftpos?
- it takes preperation and 3 people to take out the trash.
- you can come up with many ways to turn any game into a drinking game.
- printers break down when you desperately need them.
- you have a stash of toilet paper in your wardrobe.
- you consider mc donaldss real food
- you pay for things over $5 with a huge pile of 20 and 50 cent pieces.
- you see people taking naps in the library and no longer think its strange.
- there is always a "question kid" in all your classes and wish someone would tell them to shut the fuck up.
- you have eaten cereal out of a cup with a fork.
- you break washing machines just for the sake of getting free washing.
- you have taken a new interest in smoking because it is just so good.
- you read to the end of this and then think of more ways to procrasinate next.

Boozehag is an New Zealand invented word, but a global concept. A Boozehag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way .

Boozehag bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Boozehag should participate in at least 5 of the following:

- Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity.

- Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol

- Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.

- Sustaining an unidentified party injury.

- Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house.

- Crying/stacking it/booting/all three.

- Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow down the drinking process. This is also affectionately referred to as "eating is cheating".

- Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs /shots .

- Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.

- Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket.

- Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school.

- Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand.

- Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening.

- Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.

- Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course.

- Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the DJ hates you.

- Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.

- Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your local.

- Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's not you.

- Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are.

- Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.

- Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture...

- Starting drinking at 3pm.

- Continuing till the next afternoon.

- Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special undies underneath.

- Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.

- Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought.

- Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fo's in your own privacy.

- Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family.

- Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them