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Alan Smith

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9/3/09 Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

Alan Smith
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  • Male, 28, Luv 3
  • from countryside in Malawi
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  • www.bebo.com/smothy92
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
I Love Lamp...... I will soon be starting my domination of the world through television. Hopefully appearances on such shows as Countdown, The Weakest Link and National Lottery Jet Set will start the ball rolling. After winning countdown i will immediatley become an A-list celebrity, attending many award ceremonies with Des Lynam, Carol Vorderman and many chicks who are only interested in fame and not me(I am fine with that).
Guns
mostly just potato guns however i am partial to water pistols when the occasion calls for it
Switching things off
i like switching many things off especially when people are using or about to use the appliance
Barbeque
I love that sauce, love it.
Scared Of
helium balloons some of the time, tractors in my younger days. Also have a bit of a fear of Jamie Grewars Kite.
Happiest When
motor boating a lovely lady
Hate
Anyone who will stand in my way of becoming an international television personality. Some people stopped me from getting in to Oxford University and i am still a little sore at them.

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  • Craig Mackay
    Craig Mackay

    hey im deleting my bebo acccount, if you still want to hook up......add me on myspace - http://goo.gl/17Z4C

    11/20/10
  • Amy Marie

    649 I was just viewing your profile and I really enjoyed it. I'm inviting you to come watch my webcam http://hot-profilez.info?SnRFt=ZI6G9... :D or Copy and Paste ' Hot-Profilez.info ' :) I look forward to chatting with you. 702 fxuz

    10/17/08 via Mobile
  • Ian Ryan
    Ian Ryan

    ALRIGHT MATE!! How goes it in London just had a mental 48 hour skite in Glasgow hangover depression unbearable on Sunday the noose was being unwrapped!!!!!! Hope all is well will be in London soon!!! Take Care much lovex

    11/21/07
  • Caroline Milne
    luv Caroline Milne

    me too!much has happened yonder but i too never cease to love you!!are you coming back for chrimbo banter?many drinks should be involved xxxxxx

    11/12/07
  • Caroline Milne
    luv Caroline Milne

    smoth!!!!xxxxxxxxx

    11/9/07
  • Elise Yu
    Elise Yu

    nothing will ever change, i will always love u. let me know when you are back in town xxx

    7/25/07
  • Kenny Kyles
    Kenny Kyles

    Evening Smoth, Have the grand plans for fancy dress Friday come to fruition yet? I know it would take over the club scene in London mate, Scooby Doo would be a massive hit, as well as finding plenty more girls who would want to "have a baby" I hope my "Sheikh" outfit is hanging up in preperation for my next visit.

    7/13/07
  • Lynsey-Anne

    are you actually in malawi? are you working for rippleafrica? im thinking of going there from march til may next year... worth doing? hope your grand anyhoo mr smith. xx

    6/15/07
  • Timmy Knight
    Timmy Knight

    It didn't happen my ass, it happened all night long baby yeah! What Jimbo has failed to mention is the massive Maori bird he scuttled on his birthday, hahahaha. Cheers for the birthday wishes mate, I was indeed drunk as a whore! How's things with you?

    6/11/07
  • Magic Man
    Magic Man

    Mate.....it didn't happen. Sorry to piss on your bonfire. However, Timmy did root a real life Israeli gypsy. True story not a lie.

    6/6/07