First, the original plan …….

Saturday

9.00 - eat big fat breakfast in Mcdonalds to line our stomachs for later that evening

9.30 - meet all the healthy people who did not want to eat whole days worth of calories in one sitting

9.45 - Megabus departs Liverpool

Entertainment whilst on megabus includes annoying other passengers, singing, mooning lorry drivers and possible naps. Lunch will be ridiculously priced sandwiches from a service station.

15.00 (approx) - Arrive Victoria Coach station

15.30 (approx) - check in at fabulous Lidos Hotel

http://www.studystay.com/lidos_hotel...

Time at leisure to explore hotel, freshen up, Vee to shave his chest, change for dinner

19.00 meet in hotel reception - have debate over where to have dinner

19.30 depart hotel and go into first restaurant we see

19.35 flirt outrageously with waiters and demand the cheapest bottle of wine

21.30 stumble out of restaurant to relief of everyone in there

21.35 taxis to nearest bars, where Kerry will use her 'charms' to get boys to pay for her drinks

22.30 get split up from everyone else, frantic phone calls to locate each other

23.00 find each other, probably in completely different bars, preferably with handsome boys in tow

Sunday

02.00 return to hotel to consume Pot Noodles, or boys houses (nudge nudge, wink wink)

06.30 Kerry wakes up

06.35 So does everyone else unfortunate enough to be in her room, despite having only just falling to sleep due to the noises Kerry makes in her sleep

10.00 finally able to move, frantic rush to bathroom for 4 people to get ready andeat breakfast and check out before 10.30

10.30 depart Lidos Hotel

11.00 dump luggage at Victoria Coach Station

11.15 day at leisure - possible sightseeing trips to Buckingham Palace to see changing of the guard (woo-hoo), Downing Street, Westminster, Trafalger Square and Harrods. Photo opportunities on red buses, with guards wearing bearskins and in fountain at square.

15.30 Back to coach station to board Megabus

16.00 Megabus departs London

16.05 Re-hash previous nights events, reminding each other of how much misbehaving was done

18.00 SLEEP !!!!!

21.00 Megabus arrives Liverpool

Now what actually happened …………...


9.00 - eat big fat breakfast in Mcdonalds to line our stomachs for later that evening

9.44 - those who didn't eat do frantic dash up Brownlow Hill to catch bus

9.45 - Megabus departs Liverpool

Entertainment included gossip, gossip and more gossip. Lunch was a ridiculously priced sandwich from a service station in Northamptonshire.

15.00 Arrive Victoria Coach station.

15.01 Call hotel for directions so can walk

15.03 Hop in cab as directions made no sense whatsoever

15.10 Arrive Lidos Hotel

15.15 Stare gobsmacked at room that only contains two beds

15.16 Complain

15.20 Visha sent to Anne Frank style annexe at top of hotel

16.30 Catch bus to Covent Garden and Trafalger Square

16.40 watch man juggle axe and chainsaw

16.50 pub that sells pasties discovered

16.51 everyone debates whether or not to buy pasties

16.52 have drinks instead

17.30 buy pasties on way out because we won't eat til 9.30

17.40 stop at tacky souvenier shop to buy well, tacky souveniers

18.15 Catch bus back to Lidos. Visha makes politically incorrect remarks about Arabs

18.30 Arrive back at hotel for an hours sleep before heading out

19.30 Alarm sounds

20.00 Actually start getting ready

20.30 Everyone ready to leave except Emma, who has been planning a tryst with a young man

20.40 Everyone leaves except Emma and Kerry who tuts impatiently and tries to get her to hurry up

20.50 Emma and Kerry leave to find cash machine and taxi

20.55 Emma discovers she has been walking around London with her dress on inside out

21.05 Kerry stops laughing at fact that Emma cannot dress herself properly

21.10 Arrive at restaurant ten minutes la

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?