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- I really should update my profile photo
- Me, Myself, and I
- yeah i know what ur thinking, how lucky can someone be, thats what these two women in the photo with me are thinking, gettin there photo taking with me. well i am from ballymacnab some spot got all u need which is a shop pub and chippy all within ten yards of each other its great.
- various, at the minute i like RHCP, snow patrol and razorlight, i really dislike heavy metal, think its pure shite, but i can listen to must genres
- Films and T.V
- again it various i like action, comedy, thriller and so on, its hard to beat anchorman and dodgeball. the tv shows which i like are father ted such a class show, lost, south park and the odd bit of poker, shawshank redemption is a good film also and rocky 1-4 not rocky 5 such a shite film, and there are a few films which are good but am not gonna name them out of embarrassment
- Ballymacnab best team around, gaelic team for you people who havent a notion, i like man utd in the old soccer, getting into the baseball(the boston red sox well actually jumped on the bandwagon as they were doin well) and american football new england patriots(same reason as the baseball)
- Scared Of
- dutch ppl!!!! actually nothing, when its time to go its time to go, i'm kind of afraid of heights only if i'm looking over a cliff or something like that, that can be pretty nervy cos there is always that chance of slipping and falling, but apart from that i'm tough as hell.
- Happiest When
- im happy when im cosy, that is usually saturday morning in bed its great
- My Chickens
- i recently bought 6 chickens, they are called cesc, benjy, marina, milton, chick jr and ill get back to you on the other name, they lay 6 eggs a day so if u want to buy fresh eggs free range give me a shout 50p for 6
- Recently my brothers wife had a baby girl called riley anne so that baby is the first of the growing mckee family.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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Well i have been in america for about 11 days, cant really complain, getting a sun tan. Having done much yet but there is still plenty of time to do that and more, well my brother got married, thats one thing i have seen and enjoyed, so am crashing with him and his other half, no complaints, will be back soon with more john news
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Welcome to my bebo site didnt know i had one untill this week its being worked at continuously
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