>Whats your Name?
>Are we close friends?
>Have we ever been more than friends?
>What do you think of me?
>Do you have a crush on me?
>Would u kiss me?
>would u fuck me?
>Describe me in 3 words?
>If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
>What was your first impression of me?
>Do you still think the same?
>What reminds you of me?
>If you could give me anything what would it be?
>How well do you know me?
>What do you like best about me?
>Ever wanted to tell me something you could'nt?
>Could you ever love me?
>Give me a nickname and explain why?
>are you going to put this on your blog?
>Anything to say before you go?
>what would you rate me as for looks 10 bein highest?
>what do you like most about me?

How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ } Date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] beastly mongrel

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out

Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes () <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Things I hate....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my cock when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, football boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. You tit.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. Cheers dude.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a Mc Chicken Burger, just a Chicken burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a Mc Straw and shove it in your Mc Eyes you bloody Mc Tosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.