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Lil Kris
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Female, 30,
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- from Edenmore
- I am Married
- Profile views: 12,434
- Member since: May 2006
- Last active: May 22
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- Tagline
- Don't get mad... Get Stoned...... Then get even !!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
Lead me not into temptation, I've already found it..... TWICE.............
♥♥ I'm Selfish ,impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST ♥♥
Hey everyone me ma has set her own hand made weddin stationary business and she also designs 21st or 18th invites.... check out her new bebo page... www.kellytd2.bebo.com ...... she also has a brand new business web site www.kellytdesigns.com Give her a holler if ya need anything designed. SHE'S SHIT HOT.... if ya tell her ya know me she'll give ya a discount !!!!!
- Happiest When
- Havin a Giraffe wit the girls .....
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Murderin Proud Mary on karaoke ......
..... Eatin a KRISY special wit jo
..... Dancin on the roundabout wit grace...
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All over ya's.....
How sweet it is to be luv'd by u's
- Scared Of
- ME MA....SHE'S A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS..
.... - Fav sayin
- "Eh HELLO" Absafuckinlootly bob...
.... TWICE ( 6 FINGERS )...
....... I'll do it for a chewit !!!! - Sports
- Is Drinkin a sport ?????
- Music
- I'm a stoner i'll listen to anything. .......
to wasted to turn it off usually..........
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A simple friend, when
visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the
least bit weird shutting your
('beer)/Pepsi
drawer' with her foot!
A simple friend has
never seen you cry.
A real friends shoulder
is soggy from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't
know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has
their phone numbers
in his address book.
A simple friend brings
a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes
early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates
it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you
why you took so long to
call.
A simple friend seeks to
talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help
you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders
about your romantic
history.
A real friend could
blackmail you with it!
A simple friend thinks
the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you
after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you
to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to
always be there for you!
A simple friend reads
this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on
and sends it back to you!
Pass this on to anyone
you care about......if you
get it back you have
no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together,
like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to
you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you.
. Do you luv me enough?
Hugs & kisses
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............
1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN
2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY
3=PPL LIKE YOU
4= PPL LOVE YOU
5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU
6= FREAKIN POPULAR
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~♥~ I got your back
~♥~ You got mine,
~♥~ I'll help you out
~♥~ Anytime!
~♥~ To see you hurt
~♥~ To see you cry
~♥~ Makes me weep
~♥~ And wanna die
~♥~ And if you agree
~♥~ To never fight
~♥~ It wouldn't matter
~♥~ Whos wrong or right
~♥~ If a broken heart
~♥~ Needs a mend
~♥~ I'll be right there
~♥~ Till the end
~♥~ If your cheeks are wet
~♥~ From drops of tears
~♥~ Don't worry
~♥~ Let go of your fears
~♥~ Hand in hand
~♥~ Love is sent,
~♥~ We'll be friends
~♥~ Till the end!!!!
~♥~ show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.
~♥~ Ok, Friend
~♥~ Send this to.............
~♥~ 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend.Booo!!!
~♥~ 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend!
~♥~ 4-6 peeps you are a Good Friend!
~♥~ 7-9 peeps you are a GREAT Friend!
~♥~ 10-12 peeps you are an amazing friend

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THE 3 WORD GAME
right everyone.. i've started a new game.. your only allowed to say 3 words at a time... so i'll start it off.. feel free to add to it
nice big tits117 Comments 237 weeks
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POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS
How to speak about women and be POLITICALLY CORRECT
*She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a HOT IRISH CAILIN.
*She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
*She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
*She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
*She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
*She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
*She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
*She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
*She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is SURGICLY ENHANCED.
*She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
*She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
*She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS. She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
*She is not a TWO DOLLAR HO - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
*He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
*He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
*He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
*He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
*He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
*He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
*He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
*He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
*He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
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Daryll Whyte11/22/10I snagged $438 in two days being online! I got it from - http://x.co/KTDd Dont say I never help anyone!
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Alex Grodd10/28/10OMG... this girl is showing everything on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on ElvieWollenuxaom@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name
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Jennifer Mackey3/2/10Send me ur email addy will ye so i can c dem pics a de candles n ur facebook babe xxx
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Heres some love for me one and only girlie kriso! Bam!
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Jennifer Mackey
Yeah i know hun
he,s gettin real big ya should drop up t me one a de days, don't be a stranger
. . . . He rolled over for de first time by himself today ! . . It was like he took his first step
i was textin everybody and ringing me ma and all x x x x
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Jennifer Mackey
Well well long time no talk
how's things, haven seen you around in ages, where you been hidin? X x x
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Kevin Kerrigan1/23/10Lil Kris kicking off at 1am tonight on RTE pulse its this weeks Digital Underground which features a one hour guest mix from Dublin based DJ Max Tailwind who was recently signed to Killer Hertz and Unity Recordings. Also featuring on this weeks show John’kerrigan is back in the mix which will feature some of his new tracks along with new stuff from Vicious Circle, Fire Ball, Deprivation and Tidy. John also continues his chalet giveaways so tune in for all you need to know to bag yourself a free chalet for the Atomik Weekender which runs from 5 - 7 March and also features the Hard Dance Awards. TXT SHOW -0857351336 TUNE IN ONLINE@WWW.RTE.IE/PULSE ON TV NTL CHANNELL 943 OR DIGITAL RADIO
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Lil Kris 0 Replies1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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