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Ian Martin
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Male, 26,
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- from Inverness
- I am Down for Whatever
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- Last active: 8/13/11
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close About Me
- Tagline
- I say a lot of racist things...but my penis is a humanitarian
- Me, Myself, and I
- I am trying to convince people to call me 'The Ultimate Package' or 'The Oil Rig' or 'The Sultan of Snatch'...lets make this stick people....
Check out my band www.myspace.com/actionrocksyou let me know if you want a free CD!!
Also check out my company www.happymanclothing,com - buy shit from me so I can become a millionaire faster!!!! ;P - Cowboy
- Roy Rogers
- Films
- Die Hard...and anything with Will Smith in it.
Particularly enjoy watching these movies with dave and stu while quoting just about all the lines!! - Sports
- Masturbation
- Scared Of
- The showers at the gym
- Happiest When
- Naked
- My man hero
- Will Smith - some people say I look like him but I dont quite see the resemblance...I am quite modest though.
- Things which arouse me
- waking up, chicken kiev sandwhiches, apple, daves tv, painting myself, winning money at the casino while fraser is losing money...or dave but that happens so often if i let it arouse me i'd never be able to stand up
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What should be my new nickname??
- The Ultimate Package
- The Oil Rig
- The Sultan of Snatch
- None of the above...please make a suggestion
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If you have sex with a pregnant chick, is there a chance you could touch skull?
- With me, undoubtably. Im enourmous
- Maybe if I make my cock wear an extension hat
- No my cock is miniscule
- I have a chode, so unlikely - unless however it is during birth
- This is disgusting
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- Yes - jesus woz a well washed playa'
- No - He woz smelly...but still got it coz he woz the son of god!!
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Emma11/22/10I just made $2 in a week just working at home! Check it out at - http://x.co/KT7b You will thank me!
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Kenny MacLeod11/21/10I profited $362 in a few hours doing simple tasks! I went to - http://x.co/KTCW You owe me one!
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Official Ironworks Page12/19/09Filth presents Resolution with Lottie and Jon Carter, not to be missed NYE event! Hope to see you there!
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The Picture House9/29/09Hello Ian Martin This Saturday the 3rd October we have our monthly BLUE dance night here at The Picture House in Dingwall with: NEIL FERGUSON Blue, Room at the Top and ROSS LYALL Filth, Motion Don’t miss it.
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Robbie Paulin9/7/09Hey Man, How's things
? It's the 10th Anniversary of the Inverness Blitz and we're trying to get everybody back along for the BLITZ AWARDS this year! Just wondering if you wanted to come along.Going to be a really big event. It's in the Ironworks. Even got hte voice of the Xfactor and E4 doing voice overs for it lol! Let me know what you think. Be great to have you there! Cheers, Robbie
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Official Ironworks Page8/16/092 of the highlight DJs of Rockness come together! Funk D'Void Justin Robertson + We See Aliens + Macpherson (Audiolife) Saturday September 26th Ironworks, Inverness .
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Official Ironworks Page4/15/09£5.00 in advance, £7.00 on the door don't miss Filthy Robot! April 25th, see you there???
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Kirsty Ainsworth2/3/09plan= Wed 18th feb, vertigo tickets £4 adv/£5 door....all goin to a good cause!
doors 7.30 (can put u on last if that works better for u???) soundcheck might be in the afternoon could uz make that?:S ask anyone u like to come coz its gonna be awesome x)
K XX oh also, we are gonna have a people auction! u know anyone that would be up for that?
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Kirsty Ainsworth1/28/09ehhh
get that gig sacked a beast.
ko well if i put uz on last could that work? dunno exact times yet but will keep u posted, its gonna be in vertigo and tickets will probably be £4 advance and £5 on the door... K X
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Kirsty Ainsworth1/25/09hello
just to say the battle of the bands shud be the wed the 18th of feb if all goes to plan
Are uz ok for that date? K X
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12/2/08
Paul Macdonald
sup man, i sent it to mark last night, so im pretty sure he'll have it now, if you want i can send it to u as well just let us know!!
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12/2/08
Paul Macdonald
whats your email address man... i was on the comp tonight and realized i have one of your tunes which i never sent you, i gave it a wee mix the night.. so might as-well send it to ya.. xx
Bebo 
hmm i like apple to
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