alrite guys hows tings, only two days feels like a life time already! so far its ok still feelin the place out a little. Where were stayin is full of hippies , like there sound but ye know i dont really want to know how my zen is or isnt and why the fuck it shuld be centered, (honest to god true conversation) so far been pretty busy already started work and burnt to shit. And when i do have time its like 3 pr 4 in the morning in ireland so you can see my predicament : (. be in touch soon rafter

Why Munster will win the Heineken Cup
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>You are what you eat. That is why Paul O'Connell's diet consists
>entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Malcolm
>O'Kelly starts the day with a bowl of sugar puffs.
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>The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
>immovable object" was finally solved when David Wallace punched himself
>in the face
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>Jerry Flannery sold his soul to the devil for his ability to never feel
>pain and unparalleled strength. Shortly after the transaction was
>finalised, Flannery bounced the devil before dumping him on hiss ass and
>taking his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay
>mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker
>every second Wednesday of the month.
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>The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has
>to fear is Paul O' Connell
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>Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer
>open you would find another Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.
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>An Englishman once tried to throw a ball over Denis Leamy's
>head......This has gone down as the biggest mistake in rugby history
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>When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Donnacha
>O'Callaghan
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>Superman owns a pair of David Wallace pyjamas.
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>Denis Leamy once had a near death experience...needless to say death now
>refuses to come near him.
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>On Moh's hardness scale, diamond is a 10. John 'the Bull' Hayes is an
>11.
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>David Wallace wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the
>players on the other team.
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>The world record for most simultaneous female orgasms was set when Paul
>O' Connell took off his top in Paris
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>David Wallace is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
>trademarked names for his left and right shoulders
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>Denis Leamy is Bruce Wayne
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>Paul O'Connell appeared in the "Mortal Combat II" video game, but was
>removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the
>length of the screen and bust his opponent earning him a " Flawless
>Victory".
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>As a child Marcus Horan used to hunt alligators in the Shannon. I know
>what you are thinking: "There are no alligators in the Shannon".
>Yeah...Now!
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>Denis Leamy hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't
>believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when
>someone throws paper, he says," I win." If someone is foolish enough to
>dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face,
>then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
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>Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Paul
>O'Connell has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be.
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>Donnacha O'Callaghan, Paul O' Connell and David Wallace once went to
>Wembley to see England v Ireland in a soccer match. They stood in the
>middle of the English crowd in their Irish jerseys. This has gone down
>in history as the only time a whole stadium sang the away teams national
>anthem and a minute silence was held for the home teams'.