Fifty Things
FIFTY things you might not know about me.

1. What is your middle name(s)?
ANN LUCY

2. What size is your bed?
MASSIVE, YEAH

3. What are you listening to right now?
THE MOMENT I WAKE UP.. BEFORE I PUT ON MY MAKEUP... HA

4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
17.. I HAD TO GO THROUGH MY WHOLE NUMBER HAHA

5. What was the last thing you ate?
STRAWBERRY

6. Last person you hugged?
LOUISE

7. How is the weather right now?
FUCK OFF BORING

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
JESS

9. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
GENERAL VIBE

10. Are you single?
HELL YES

11. Do you want children?
YEAH

12. Do you drink?
HAHAHA MOI?

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember much?
ERM.. POSSIBLY

14. Eye Colour?
BLUE

17. Favorite holiday?
NEW ZEALAND

18. Favorite season?
SUMMER FO SHO

19. Ever cried for no reason?
YEAH

20. Last movie you watched?
MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING

21. How many mirrors are in your room?
TWO

22. Do you know any other fall out boy songs other than "sugar were going down?''
URM WIERD QUESTION BUT YEAH

23. Have you ever decapitated a barbie?
NO! BARBIES ARE GOD

24. Do you enjoy the sensational taste of starbucks?
YEAH MATE

25. Does the word "horcrux" mean anything to you?
HAHAHA YES UNFORTUNATLY

26. Do you have any gay friends?
YEP

27. Ever done weed?
NOPE

28. Is cheese like the best food ever, or what?
UM.. IL GET BACK TO YOU

29. What book are you reading?
SECRET DREAMWORLD OF A SHOPAHOLIC

30. Piercings?
EARS

31. Favorite tv shows?
NEIGHBOURS IS THE SEX

32. Favorite football team?
MAN U

33. What were you doing before filling this out?
EATING SRAWBERRIES

34. Any pets?
2 DOGS, CAT, 3 HORSES

35. Dogs or cats?
BOTH

36. Favorite flower?
LILY

37. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
HA YEAH

38. Have you ever loved someone?
YEAH

39. Who would you like to see right now?
EVERYONE - PARTY!

41. Have you ever fired a gun?
YES, IM FUCKING LETHAL

42. Do you like to travel by planes?
HATE TAKING OFF

43. Right or left-handed?
RIGHT

44. If you could be with someone right now who would it be?
URM

45. How many pillows do you sleep with?
LIKE 5.. BUT IT IS A MASSIVE BED

46. Are you missing someone?
YEAH

47. Do you have a tattoo?
NO

48. Do you still watch cartoons on saturday morning?
???NO

49. Are you hiding something from someone?
YES. SORRY JESS I HAVE MOST OF YOUR CLOTHES

50. Do you play an instrument?
NO

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

right olivia here we go........im making it up on the spot.....so excuse my lack of poeticness

i know a girl called olivia....
who smothers herself with nivia
shes sadly rather thick
infact could be compared to a brick
i like to call this girl fatty
because shes rather large
and quite often i cannot tell if its her or a canal barge...
she likes to abuse me..
especially with glitter...
and really in another life i think she could have been litter
now all i can say
is stay away
from this child i no rather well
becasue she is fat
and that is that
and i cant think of anything else to say so
farewellxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

QUALITY.........


so sorry for the utter hopelessness, love jess
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