Danny --> Liverpools full of sluts.

Susie (after hearing you need a VIP pass to the DJ box) and got in! --> But I travelled all the way from Ireland to see him!! I can't miss this opportunity!

Ciarán --> Aidan just got hit on the head with a baseball bat by an Arab!

The girlies: Annie-Lou, Niamhy and Susie screaming all night in a Liverpool accent --> GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN BOX!!!

The girlies again, singing --> All the girls coming out for a drunken affair!

Everyone getting mixed up on the name of the club Medication --> Mediation? Meditation? Bring us there!!

Susie (when Dave joined us in bed) --> MASS RAPE!!!

Aidan --> Bring me home a burger would you?

Dan Dan --> I just scored nine girls.

Niamh (to Susie) --> Take the glowstick out of my top with your teeth!

Dave (in his infamous rant as the only sober one!) --> STOP MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE! IF WE GET ARRESTED, WE'RE SCREWED!

Dave who wasn't involved in the fight at all (said to Anne Louise and Susie) --> Where were you when I was getting hit by those Arabs - IN THE RESTAURANT EATING YOUR FUCKING PIZZA.

Dave --> STOP TELLING ME TO FUCKING RELAX.

Dave (said to Susie when she threw her pizza box on the road) --> You're such a FUCKING LITTERBUG!!

Susie (said to Dave who gatecrashed our bed) --> Get the FUCK out of our bed!

Niamh (talking about Aidan, in bed with a random stranger) --> He's in the sex room!

Dave --> Niamh, go back to the sex room with Danny.

Niamh --> This is the girls sex room!

Susie --> Flirt with guys, make them buy you Champagne and walk away... We're in Liverpool!

Susie --> Are you a rugby player? Do you know Gavin Henson?

Annie-Lou screaming it for hours --> HUG MEEEE!!! I've got pneumonia.

Danny --> Rathdowns my area bitch!

Dave --> I didn't get any girls last night. No girls would talk to me.

Niamh --> I just scored someone!
Susie --> Where is he?
Niamh --> I don't know!!

Susie (after calling Dan over to make introductions) --> Hey Danny! This is my bitch!

Susie --> The cheapest you'll get me for a score is 30e.

After the girls found the "Sleaze" our new friend --> It's the SLEAZE!!!!!

Danny (in the bump 'n' grind room in Mood) --> Dude, that mongo black guy has a gun!

Susie --> I think we're the wrong colour for this room.

Dan (after a randomer claimed to be a leprechaun) --> How the fuck can a leprechaun be English?!

Anne Louise (after finding out the bouncer dislikes the Irish) --> But I'm Irish!! How can you dislike me? Have you never heard of me? I'm a really famous actress in Ireland!

Annie Lou --> I'm having a hot flush!

Susie and Niamh --> There's a pole on the podium!! We're gonna dance there all night!

Dave --> I think you feel sick because you're drinking on medication. Have some water.
Annie --> I don't want water!! Give me more drink!!

Danny (speaking about the cheap version of WKD) --> That blue shit gives you the scutters.

Annie Lou --> Oh my God! Someone stole my medication! They're stolen!! Who did it? They probably thought it was ecstasy. Someone's getting high off my tablets!!

Aidan --> You all have to leave. Now.

Aidan --> Go home.

Aidan --> I ordered two normal taxis. You can't order the big ones.
Susie --> Are we getting a big taxi?
Aidan --> No you can't order them.
Susie --> Why not?
Aidan (losing the rag) --> You just can't!! Now get in and get to the airport.

Susie (said to the taxi driver on our way locked to the airport) --> Seriously, come over to Dublin. Give us a buzz and we'll all head out. You can stay in my place, there's loads of space!

Danny (on the 746 home) --> That guy looks like a "special" eskimo.