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Danny Maireroa
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Jokes
Some terms explained for our Pacific Island friends. Centrelink is like your Welfare office and the dole is Unemployment Benifit.
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A long term social security recipient <half cast Samoan/Tongan> walked into the local Centrelink office, marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hello, I hated drawing the dole in. I would brada rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Uso, your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The man said, "You're liarer to me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
Hahaha
----------I thought this joke was buck when I first heard it. A bit of remix but worked out quite find with the Islander being the main actor
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12/11/10 via Mobile
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Sup bro this is me aere nearly christmas going down 2 the south island bro. Wat u doing 4 christmas bro
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Melonz3/10/10sup
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2/24/10
Lee Tongatama
hey kuz hea sum luv from raro da boys said share da luv around an not on ur self ... ballbags still da same ..aye skids..lol.. well any wae muchluv my kuz take care an godbless peace..ka kite
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Lee Tongatama2/23/10hey kuz still da same luv yr self longtyme..hahaha a u married yet or u still married to ur bieps lol.. well anywae kuz nena an papa still gud workin hard out they gna be in new zealand soon for ur sisters 21st dis week . so how u bn my kuz longtyme no hear wen u cumin ova for a holiday was lookin at ur photos u look like a arabic... hahaha... herd ur with andrew grape grape.. well anywae jus chillin out wit isa bubs in nz u still in goldcoast kuz bn hangin out wit kopu an tunu still da same they think day still in mangere growers lane..well got to go now my kuz much luv peace kuz ka kite
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12/24/09
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Foli Vavau6/3/09uso, what happened to the lava...lol... i told you 4peat...lol... send me a message with your phone numbers over there, i lost my mobile a few weeks ago..chat soon my uso..folz
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5/28/09
Foli Vavau
sup my manns, hey uce sorie for not keeping up witchu, just been really busy with kids and other things always poppin up, how are you uso, i hope you are good and strong and still soldiering for our lord almighty....me and sam are always still thinking about you and hoping that all is well with you and you aint getting injured in your games...lol...well thought i betta holla at you, ill give you a ring in the weekend so i can brag about QUEENSLAND wippin that PLOOZ oops i meant blues bum bums...lol...4peat baby...much luv uce..folz
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4/4/09
Ray Figota
Sup uce how are ya and hows your brother Andy? You guys been quiet whats going on in Bronco city?
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Eve3/25/09hey dan sorry bowt the really late reply um hrd owt mum is neva home when you call haha so how you been hey gotta go luv u eve
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Kelo Fabolous Amezz1/7/09
Danny-sun... talk about it... you an your 10 years later replys... And can you shaddup bebo isn't my home you ekk, i just have heaps of fans to reply too... LOL.. but yeah 09s started of well, just hope it ends like that too!! but i'm off for a long as holiday in feb to NZ so can't wait to see the whanau!
well good to hear that you still keepin it real with Christ and all.. As we all do! And be sure that imma come kick it some time in the near far future with yous at holland park!
hey i heard that bad boy for life Rodskinz outta Rehab
well tell that girl I said HELLO and welcome back!! Well better let you go back to getting drunk
and don't ever say bebo is my home again before i curse you!
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1/7/09
Teunu Aumareva
hay bro, man your turning into a real GEEK!!!! nah jokes bro. man thats good you got your head on stright. you keep it up cuz. yeah leon told me that you were cumming over here to raro for your mates wedding, yeah bro well keep in touch. hay leon said the texting works from hea 2 oz.......... man thats wicked. cant wait to catch up with you again cuz, man its been A LONG TIME well cuz ill get back to you soon k. take care and b safe ok laters bro.
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1/5/09
Teunu Aumareva
hay ballbags hahaha yeah bro its me! man how have you been? well im good i stay here in raro now been here for 6 years, and its sweet. as for vik?????? well hes still the same bro. but now him and leon are best mates and you no what they get up too aye cuz. mum and dad split up mums here n dads in NZ with rota. well cuz ill keep in touch, take care
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12/31/08
Ray Figota
Hey bro just wishing you and Andy a safe and happy new year
Dont drink too much and take it easy on the BADBOY
u knw wat i mean
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12/30/08
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12/20/08
Kelo Fabolous Amezz
Danny-Son... Hows it going mah nigga.... You still kicking it at Sunnybank?? Well thought to drop by and say Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!! take care. Melzz.
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Ray Figota12/12/08sup uso jst dropping in 4 a nosey, tell Andy to get on bebo holla bak uce peace
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Joshua Savieti12/12/08
watta danny!! yeap im king of this and web design
bro remember our movie we gunna make a mad one aye!
im at work aye just kicking back doing my stuff...
what you doing? ball photos are good aye.. some of you on jordan kightleys page sweet cuz!
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12/11/08
Tarshys
Hi Dan Hows Briz? Your page is open for the world huh?!?! Well, just thought i'd poop through and share sum luv. Hope all is well with you and Andrew. Brads still same ol, weight also
not that i can talk
maybe that can be my new years resolution for an hour to loose weight
Anyways, if i don't hear from you before xmas, you and Anaru have a safe one and, a rocking new year!! All the best for 2009!! woop woop!
Tarshy's
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Johnny Maireroa10/2/08
hey big bro.yeah football was alrite aye.hey wen r you getting your own place.i havnt seen my bro in ages aye?
yeah.hows the body big bro.you still got that tecnique of yours in pulling off those big hits
still breaking those lines like always?bt yeah how are things over thea n e ways?
Bebo 
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