1. Write the name of a person that is the opposite sex to you
2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. White or black?
6. Name a person the same sex as you?
7. Your fave number?
8. California or Florida?
9. Lake or Ocean?
10. Write down a realistic wish.
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ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. Red: You are alert and full of love
Black: You are aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and laid back
Blue: Your spontainious love gets affectoin from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who aren't.
3. If your initial is A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R You try toenjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is about to blossom
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone.
Apr-Jun You will have a boy/girlfriend that will not last long but the memories will.
Jul-Sep You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too good but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. Black: Your life will take on a different direction. It will seem hard at the time but it's for the best
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realise it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. California: You like adventure
Florida: You are a laid back person
9. Lake: You areloyal to your friends and your love and you are very reserved
Ocean: You are spontainious and like to please people
10. Your wish will come true if u post dis if u post dis on another blog within an hour

<B>1. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?.....Safe

2. Why are Chavs like slinky springs?.....They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

3. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?.....One's thick and hairy, the other's the coconut

4. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?.....What you lookin' at? Eh? c'mon then, twat.

5. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?.....Paint three stripes on it

6. Two Chavs in a car without any of their shit music. Who's driving?.....The Police

7. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?..... A fuckin liar

8. What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?.....Granny

9. How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?.....None, "That's some uvver fellers job innit."

10. Why did the Chav cross the road?.....To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever

11. Two Chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?.....Society

12. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?.....The bride

13. What do you say to a chav in a suit?....."Would the defendent please rise?"

14. Policeman: You're under arrest..... Chav: What the fuck for?..... Policeman: Swearing at a police officer.

15. What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?..... A party

16. What do you call a 20 year old chavette?...... i don't know, ask her 8 year old son.

17. What do you do if you run a chav over?.....Put the car into reverse just to make sure

18. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?.....Sorted

19. What do you call a Chav in a box?.....innit

20. Why is it a shame when a chav drives off a cliff in a car?.....Because a car holds 5 and the police will never be able to return the car to it's correct owner.

21. What do chavs use as protection during sex?.....A bus shelter

22. If you see a chav ride past your house on a bike, why should you not hit him? .... You might damage your bike.

23. What do you say to a chav with a job?.....Can I have a big mac and a large fries please

24. What do u call a knife in chaville?.....Exhibit A

25. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?.....One, they'll screw anything

26. what do u call a chav in a coffin? a good start.

27. What do you call a Chav at college?.....The cleaner

28. 4 chavs drive off a cliff ina vauhall nova and die. shame u can fit 5 in a nova.</B>

i wil find u. i wil take u 2 bed, and av my way wiv u. i wil make u shake n sweat until u moan n groan. i wil make u beg me 2 stop. i wil exhaust u 2 da point that u'll b releived wen i finishwth u and i wil leave u weak 4 days.





all my love the flu. lol