> Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
> Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
> Turkish
> kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows
> on a
> Japanese TV.
>
> And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
>
> Oh and......
>
> Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> ambulance.
>
> Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
> the
> back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
> buy
> cigarettes at the front.
>
> Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
> and a
> DIET coke.
>
> Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
> the
> counters.
>
> Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
> Drive
> and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
>
> Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
> want
> to talk to in the first place.
>
> Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
> Skating
> rink.
>
> NOT TO MENTION..
>
> 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
>
> 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
>
> 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
> of screwdrivers.
>
> 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while
> the
> fairy lights were plugged in.
>
> 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
> decorations
> were chocolate.
>
> British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
> pulling
> accidents.
>
> 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out
> of
> the soles of their feet.
>
> 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
> lit cigarette in their mouth.
>
> A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
> opening
> bottles of beer with their teeth.
>
> 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
> Control Scalextric cars. and finally.........
>
> In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
> toilet
>
> I am proud to be British
>

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Have u ever had a crush on me?
6. Would you ever go out with me?
7. Would u kiss me?
8. would u fuk me?
9. Describe me in 3 words?
10. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
11. What was ur first impression of me?
12. Do u still think the same?
13.. What reminds u of me?
14. If you could give me anything what would it be?
15. How well do u know me?
16. What do u like best about me?
17. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
18. Could you ever love me?
19. Give me a nickname and explain why?
20.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
21.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Stuff that Annoys Me!

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickhead, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a fed pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you the one who fucking pulled me over.wanker!

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! wta dick!!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?