Some say he ate Beethoven's cat and that under his helmet live a family of dolphins...
Some say he was raised by trees and that he has an innate fear of crayons...
Some say he sharpens pencils in his ears and when he smells danger he retracts his body inside his helmet...
Some say he climbed Everest - while sleepwalking - and that he holidays on the sun...
Some say he knows where Lord Lucan is and that he eats his cornflakes through a straw...
Some say he jumped the Great Wall of China - lengthwise - and that he did it...without a bike...
Some say he made David Copperfield disappear and that under his overalls is another galaxy...
Some say he chews on spark plugs and drifts while walking....
Some say he has lasers for eyes, and that he sleeps standing up...
Some say he sweats washer fluid and drinks motor oil…
Some say he lives in a shack outside the track and eats raw meat…
Some say he has no knees and that he walks on water…
Some say his heart ticks like a watch AND that he's confused by stairs....
Some say that he is terrified of ducks, and that there is an airport in Russia named after him…
Some say he invented prawn cocktail crisps and that various parts of him rotate…
Some say that petrol runs through his veins and his bones are made from magnesium alloy…
Some say he has no elbows, others say he eats fluorescent tubes....
Some say he was born in an egg shell, and that he only talks to animals…
Some say he's got a built-in roll cage. Some say he can't pronounce consonants…
Some say, his earlobes were transplanted from a vampire bat. Others say that he invented the supercharger - while sleeping…
Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in RPMs...
Some say that he's an undercover Geography teacher in surrey, and he once married an exhaust pipe…
Some say that he has a carbon fibre dog, and all his fingers are made of magnesium…
Some say, His knees bend backwards... And that he has no understanding of glass…
Some say that he's covered in feathers, and that his footsteps can set fire to plastic…
Some say that his tears consist of anti freeze, and that his sneezes can cause a tear in reality…
Some say that his bones are made of aluminium and that his gaze will turn you into stone…
Some say he has no reflection, and that he only eats from an easy bake oven.....
Some say he cuts James May's hair and that he whitens Richard Hammond's teeth...
Some say his breath smells like talcum powder and that he is unaware of his own feet…
Some say that if he wears flannel teddy bear undies and feels a strong urge to migrate with geese…
Some say that he eats around the holes in Swiss cheese and that he holds his breath while driving around the test track…
Some say his fingers bend the other way and that he is afraid of forks…
Some say that he was born with a helmet on his head, and all furniture in his house are carbon ceramic…
Some claim to have seen him skinny dipping in Loch Ness wearing only his helmet, others say that he is Black Belt at Origami…
Some say that his helmet is full of helium. And that he can smell exhaust fumes from over 10 miles away...
Some say he ingests only foods with three vowels and that he is afraid of the sound that a stapler makes…
Some say he is afraid of sunlight and that he only drinks coolant…
Some say that he's not machine washable and that all his plant pots are called steve...

“…All we know is, he's called the STIG!”