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Baldone
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my mans&aaron john hughes(L)
- The Other Half Of Me
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cleave always.
- STACEY LEA
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FUNNY AS SIN
TASH: you can get suspenders for like 2 pounds
BECCA: you can look like a cunt for free
CURLEE: its a mobile phone. its MOBILE!!
BALDY: if youre tired does it make you sleepy?
BALDY: ive never seen a midget leap so far
that weeze took me like a virgin
HAYLEY: youre the one that do it.
*all laughs*
i just wanted it to be plural
HAYLEY: i havent laughed like that in a wheel.
*hoody farts*
HAYLEY: what the fuck you need to go shave
ANNABELLE: everybody obviously voted for nuno
BALDY: what you been up to?
MARCO: bareeeeee
SAMMY D: yeah haha.1 Comment 256 weeks
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QUOTES THAT AGAIN MAKE MY LIFE;
MAN: 'ewan is single and ready to mingle'
one minute later
MAN: 'ewan is no longer single and ready to mingle'
BECCA: 'you sound like a grenade'
BALDY: i cant wait itl fest its making me dribble
JAMIE: its making me dribble...from my bellend hahahhaa
RICHARD MAYERS: 'i dont want to vote for somebody whos whole campaign is based on the size of her boobs'
BALDY: 'screw fix'
ALEX: 'it sounds like you're some sort of whore agency'
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QU OTE S th a t make my li fe 4 YES BI TC HES.
JOEY: grandma ju want some...FANNY!
HOODY: whats her name? tina?
HIGGLE: jane
FIONA: regina?
BALDY: ragina...vagina
BALDY: who wears shirts like that?
HIGGLE: uncle simon
BALDY: OH THATS VERY MATURE..like cheddar. mature cheddar.
BALDY: id rather not be here, id rather kill my aunt
BALDY: imagine if you were a bra thatd be the worst job in the world
HIGGLE (after a pause): no. imagine if you were a tampon. think about that
STACEY: why are they so big? noone else in your family has big boobs. you must have got them from your dads bollocks
STACEY: baldy.. ahh i mean james
BALDY: im not the one you shag
TASH: HAYLEY!
HIGGLE: I ENT GOT NO MOUSSE
*pause*
HIGGLE: (whispers) clearly im the only one with moussed hair
BALDY: ive got tinnitus
FIONA (mishearing): i cant do irish either
COURTNEY: i wouldnt have come if id have known..
HIGGLE: courtney you're the third man. WE NEED YOU
BALDY: 'we are skins'
HOODY: 'except we dont have a disabled person..'
BALDY: 'yes we do.......tash'
HIGGLE: 'its a whole new kettle of fish, thou shalt not mess with this.'
ANNABELLE: 'hayley, you're quite good with poems'
STACEY: 'who's ben and jerry? i thought you meant tom and jerry.'
ASIAN MEN WALK PAST AND LOOK AT BALDY.
COURTZ: 'maybe they were staring at me and thinking 'is he asian?''
BALDY: ok i definitely look like death hit me with its car.
HOODY: my beauty takes a while to transfer.
BALDY: pill is a legend full of potassium
PILLS: im not full of potassium you witch.
JIMMY: i need to buy a mallet
JASON: is that a duck?
JIMMY: no thats mallard!
BALDY: 'id get better sex off a tramp'
BALDY: 'i beg to differ..why would you beg to differ surely you'd just differ'
BECCA: ....'not if you agree'
STACEY: 'its a glass muffin' hahahaa
STACEY: 'ive got a memory and i drink cups of tea'
becca on baldys phone
BECCA: 'i accidently rang me'
BALDY: 'oh thats ok you wouldnt have answered'
STACEY: 'double j, thats a b c d e f g h i j..DOUBLE'
HOODY: i kissed him to see if i felt anything, just a peck, it was like kissing my mum.
COURTNEY: you never say that.
BALDY: yeah, its like saying he licked my fanny.
HOODY TAKES PICTURE OF LOUKE EM AND NICOLE
HOODY: 'i got a picture of the duo'
BALDY: 'ok..duo is two'
STACEY: ;dogs will be rare when they die'
BALDY: 'youll be rare in a minute'
STACEY: i used to have a chiwawa'
BALDY: 'you used to have a dog?!?!?!'
STACEY: 'no a chiwawa'
BALDY: '..thats a dog'
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5/5/09
Alicee
hey! its ok i dont go on here as much any more either! im fine schools gd, yr 8 is the doss yr as amy puts it! im really excited because for my birthday my aunt said that i could have a kitten when they are born because she breeds cats so im getting excited and impatient about that! lol so how are you? how is life your end? i hope you're ok too x x x x x x x
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Alicee3/25/09
Hey em god how long has it been? i havent seen you in like years! we should catch up all of us all the family please write back x x
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Aleexx.1/3/09hiya em, howa you? did you have a good christmas? haven't seen you in ages we should catch up soon lol x please write back luv ya alex xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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11/24/08
Amy-Lauren
so rumour has it u took the day off because u had a chipped tooth? of course i am joking however i do hope u r ok after saturday night i have thoughts about what it was all about but i gather its much more complicated than that. I am here if u want to talk altho i refuse to get involved. i need to discuss rumours about holiday with you... whenever you feel is fine, come find me i hope to see your double zs in school tomorrow along with your chipped tooth. love you always despite your drunken anger
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Josie Wills11/23/08aww, thats rubbish! i chipped ross's tooth yesterday! he was so angry lol, i didnt do it on perpose! lol but yeah other than that hes hunky dorey!
monday i should be pavsing it for sure, good times good times. today im gunna bun some weed on the way to blackboooosh market. PLAN i absentmindedly scratched my hand with one of those sharp carving knife things at work. that didnt have the outcome i expected when i realised what i was doing! LOL. when you next out and whatchadoing today humm? x
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Josie Wills11/22/08
early to be up! i had a subway at 12 on my way back from town, i only went in at 9 and i was bollocked by the time i left! tonight im with rosswel for the eve, but monday deffo more booze
though i'm putting on soo much weight because of the amount im drinking gosh its terrible! were ou in town last night then? x
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Josie Wills11/22/08
shagging hell its early. whatcha doing today? got much planned for the weekend my love? x
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Kirron11/17/08u alrite??x
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11/9/08
Lee Childs
coz you can. coz you are a rudegirl! lol she aint bad!
thankyou! ohh, i see. who's ID are you using then hmm?! lol we go everywhere! lol we roll deep lol ahh my fingers alright now lol. i kinda cut the top off :S lol but its grown back now, you can still see where it was, but its cool lol was fucking long though. didnt stop bleeding for like 2 days. cut through an artery. was nice lol. how's the new job then?! xxxxxxxxxx
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Lee Childs11/5/08
ahh fair play! why did you go madame tussauds!? not alot, just working been going to town the last couple of weekends! getting in with the bro's ID lol
yup, im still sick of it lol its alright, havent done one it a while because of my finger, but its fine now, so i shall be back on the case! lol xxxxxxx
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11/5/08
Lee Childs
good good well im just dandy thankyou lol what you been up to? got a new job yet?! xxxxxxx
this is why i didnt do art
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