do you....

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a grudge agenst me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?...

12 annoyin things....but we all do dem!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

4. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No dipstick, I paid a tenner to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have had something wrong with it before

7. When people say, "life is short". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dick head?

9. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

10. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

11. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger; just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McFucking McCunt!!

12. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my leg!